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Perfectly Posh Grooming-By Kim Travel Grooming available in NH, MA, and ME depending on distance and services.

I have had quite adventure the last two weeks.  **Help bring the rescue/grooming truck home! 🚚🐾**All of you have been ab...
09/15/2026

I have had quite adventure the last two weeks.

**Help bring the rescue/grooming truck home! 🚚🐾**

All of you have been absolutely amazing with keeping the kitties and me above water these last two weeks. Now, it’s time to bring our rescue truck back where it belongs!

I was not prepared to keep a rental vehicle for as long as I did, and those extended rental costs—combined with recent payroll issues—have significantly strained my finances. While I’ve switched banks and updated all my details to make sure payroll goes smoothly moving forward, it doesn't solve the immediate bill right in front of me.

We’ve overcome so many hurdles over the past two weeks thanks to your incredible kindness, and I can almost breathe easy. I just need to get the truck out of the shop, return the rental, and get the kitties and me back on a normal routine!

This career transition out of healthcare and vet med has definitely brought its share of challenges, but the future is bright. Please help us cross this final finish line so I can stop accumulating rental fees!

**Goal:** $1,200 (to cover remaining truck repair balance & rental costs)

**How to Support:**

* **Venmo:**
* **Cash App:** $sp1tfyre
* **PayPal:** [email protected]
* **Square:** [https://square.link/u/mywC6COZ](https://square.link/u/mywC6COZ)

I can’t hug every single one of you in person, so a huge virtual air hug will have to do! 🤗 Thank you all so much for continuing to support us!

🚨 **S.O.S. — EVEN THE MOST WELL-LAID PLANS CAN FALL APART.** 🚨Sometimes you can plan everything down to the last penny, ...
08/23/2026

🚨 **S.O.S. — EVEN THE MOST WELL-LAID PLANS CAN FALL APART.** 🚨

Sometimes you can plan everything down to the last penny, have every detail lined up, and still wake up to a curveball you never saw coming.

That’s exactly where I’m at this morning. 🤦‍♀️

I had a well-laid plan for a trip to pick up a **much-needed donation for the cats at Kirby’s Safe Haven**. Every penny had a purpose. I had the trailer reserved, transportation figured out, and I even sold a few grooming items to help make this trip possible.

Then… **Amazon decided to remind me that apparently “cancelled” doesn’t always mean cancelled.** 🤦‍♀️

An old cat food auto-ship I thought I had cancelled went through this morning, taking money that was already allocated for this trip.

So here I am — **S.O.S. mode activated.** 😂

I’m starting a **new job soon**, and I have some **BIG announcements coming** that I’m really excited to share with everyone. ❤️ But until then, I’m over here **cursing out Amazon, cursing myself for not catching that auto-ship, and trying to salvage the day** so I can still make this donation trip happen for the sanctuary cats.

Life apparently decided that my perfectly organized plan needed a plot twist.

The donation is still waiting. The cats still need it. And I’m trying to figure out how to bridge the gap and make this trip happen.

If a few people can throw **$5, $10, or whatever you can spare**, it will add up quickly and help get me back on track.

**Venmo:**
**Cash App:** $sp1tfyre
**PayPal:** [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])
**Square:** [Donate through Square](https://square.link/u/GfAZSKxg?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

And if you can't donate, **PLEASE SHARE.** Sharing costs nothing and can put this in front of someone who can help. ❤️

Because rescue is rarely a perfectly straight line. Sometimes the best-laid plans fall apart. Sometimes Amazon eats the money you had earmarked for something else. 😂 Sometimes you have to regroup, laugh so you don't cry, ask for help, and keep moving forward.

**And that’s exactly what I’m doing.**

I’m going to try to salvage this day and still make that trip happen for the cats. 🐾❤️

**The donation is waiting. The cats are counting on me. And I’m not giving up.**

08/16/2026

NEW PHONE NUMBER UPDATE
I would love to give you some comical story about how a cat wrecked my phone while I was grooming, but unfortunately, that would be the farthest thing from the truth. 😂

I was **overheated, it was 94° outside**, and after my friend and I went to lunch, I was determined to get the A/C in my truck recharged. Because apparently sweating my ass off wasn't enough—I needed an automotive project too. 🤣

When my friend was bringing me back to my truck so I could finish charging the A/C, my phone apparently decided it had **places to be** and *yeeted itself across the parking lot.* 🤦‍♀️📱💥

It landed right on the corner and smashed it badly enough that I couldn't unlock it because, of course, the **1, 2, and 3 buttons** were the ones that decided to stop working. Because why would the phone break in a convenient way? 😂

So off I went to Verizon for a new phone. Unfortunately, they couldn't port my number over from Visible, so… **new phone, new number.**

The good news is the old phone technically still works—with a stylus. 😂 So that number is now going to have a very specific job:

**📱 The Rescue Phone.**

If you need Kirby's Safe Haven, that old number will still be the rescue contact. The new number is officially reserved for my personal life, assuming I can keep it from being launched across another parking lot. 🤣

Because apparently even my phone has decided **rescue work is less stressful than my personal life.** 😹🐈‍⬛

Travel Grooming available in NH, MA, and ME depending on distance and services.

✂️🐱 **A quick grooming update!** 🐱✂️It's been a bit of a whirlwind around here lately!I had to switch back to my previou...
07/12/2026

✂️🐱 **A quick grooming update!** 🐱✂️

It's been a bit of a whirlwind around here lately!

I had to switch back to my previous phone after I damaged the one I was using. The good news? **The truck is officially back on the road** with new brakes, rotors, calipers, and brake lines, so I'm back to traveling to all of my feline clients! 🚐🎉

For anyone trying to reach me, **please update my contact information.**

📱 **New number:** **603-953-4493**

If you've reached out about scheduling a grooming appointment and haven't heard back, please don't assume I'm ignoring you. Between changing phones, messages getting lost, working with cats all day, and my legendary fruit-fly attention span 🪰😂, a few things have slipped through the cracks.

If you haven't received a response, please send me another text or give me a call at my new number. I truly appreciate your patience and understanding while I get everything sorted out.

Thank you for trusting me with your amazing kitties. I appreciate each and every one of you, and I look forward to seeing my furry clients soon!

Have a purr-fect day! 🐾❤️

📢 **IMPORTANT GROOMING POLICY UPDATE** 📢Effective immediately, the following policies are in place for all grooming appo...
06/15/2026

📢 **IMPORTANT GROOMING POLICY UPDATE** 📢

Effective immediately, the following policies are in place for all grooming appointments:

🐾 **Deposits & New Clients**
A **non-refundable deposit** will be required to secure all new client appointments.

If I previously groomed your cat at a salon or shop location, but it has been **more than one year** since your cat's last groom with me, you will also be required to pay a non-refundable deposit to reserve your appointment. Due to the amount of time that has passed, these appointments will be treated as new client bookings for scheduling purposes.

The deposit will be applied toward the cost of your grooming service.

🐾 **Scheduling**
Appointments will no longer be booked through Facebook Messenger.

Initial inquiries are welcome through Messenger, but once we move forward with scheduling, communication will take place by phone or text. Ongoing appointment discussions will no longer be handled through Messenger or email.

Unfortunately, Facebook notifications are not always reliable, and messages are sometimes missed or delayed. By the time I see a response, that appointment slot may already be filled. Please understand that I am not always on Facebook and do not see messages immediately.

🐾 **Response Times**
I do **not** answer messages, phone calls, texts, or emails while actively grooming or while traveling between appointments. My focus during those times is on the safety and comfort of the cats in my care.

Additionally, my phone is set to **Do Not Disturb from 7:30 PM until 8:00 AM.** Any texts, inquiries, voicemails, emails, or messages received during those hours will not alert me and may not be seen until the following day. I appreciate your patience and understanding.

🐾 **Pricing**
My grooming prices are **non-negotiable**.

Gas is expensive. Grooming products are expensive. Equipment maintenance is expensive. Professional tools are expensive. I have spent years investing in my trade, continuing my education, and refining my skills to provide the highest quality care possible.

In fact, I have not significantly raised my prices since COVID.

I provide a professional grooming service in the comfort of your home, helping to alleviate stress for both you and your cat. If an in-home groom is not the right fit for your budget or schedule, I completely understand, but please do not ask me to lower my prices or become aggressive if a mutually agreeable appointment time cannot be found.

🐾 **Creating a Calm Environment**
Please schedule your appointment for a time when the home will be as calm and quiet as possible.

Summer means children are home, spouses may be working remotely, and households are often busier than usual. Cats are incredibly sensitive to their surroundings and the emotions of those around them. Loud noises, chaos, tension, or stressed family members can make grooming more difficult and create a negative experience for your cat.

A calm environment helps ensure a safer, more comfortable, and less stressful groom.

Please also keep dogs contained and as quiet as possible during the grooming appointment. Even well-behaved dogs can be a distraction and source of stress for some cats while they are being groomed. Keeping dogs separated allows me to focus entirely on your cat and helps create the best possible grooming experience.

🐾 **Payment**
Payment is due at the time of service.

Accepted forms of payment:

✔ Cash
✔ Venmo
✔ Credit/Debit Card

❌ No checks accepted.

Electronic payments will incur a **$3 processing fee**, which is often substantially less than the percentage-based processing fees charged elsewhere.

🐾 **What's Included**
All grooming services are performed in the convenience of your home. All I need is:

✔ A bathroom
✔ Towels

Every full groom includes:

• Bath (price remains the same with or without a bath)
• Nail trim ("disabling the murder mittens")
• Ear cleaning if visibly needed
• Sanitary trim
• Blow drying
• Lots of patience, snuggles, reassurance, and love from me throughout the groom ❤️

✂️ **Lion cuts are available at an additional cost**, as they require specialized clipper work and additional grooming time.

💆‍♀️ For a limited time, all grooms also include a complimentary Reiki session to help encourage relaxation and reduce stress.

Thank you for your understanding and support. My goal has always been to provide a calm, stress-free grooming experience while treating every cat as if they were my own.

Every cat deserves to feel clean, comfortable, loved, and just a little bit spoiled. ❤️🐾

**— Perfectly Posh Grooming** ✂️🐱

05/28/2026
Temporary new number as I restructure.  603.953.4493.
05/19/2026

Temporary new number as I restructure.
603.953.4493.

🐾✨ **Tiny Paws, Big Need — URGENT** ✨🐾I know I’ve been popping up a lot lately asking for help… but it’s because the kit...
05/06/2026

🐾✨ **Tiny Paws, Big Need — URGENT** ✨🐾

I know I’ve been popping up a lot lately asking for help… but it’s because the kitten universe has been *busy*. So many sweet souls have been rescued, and alongside that I’m still running the mobile pet food pantry to help seniors keep their beloved kitties fed.

Yesterday, thanks to an amazing donation, I scooped up 3 clearance cases of food… and just like that—**one night of feeding, gone in a blink.**

Right now we have a soon-to-be mama preparing for her little ones, plus new intakes and colony kitties all relying on full bowls and full hearts. And at the moment…

⚠️ **the kibble bin is dangerously low**

March threw some bumps our way with truck troubles, and I’m still playing catch-up while making sure every whisker is cared for.

💔 **The need is real. The need is now.**

The bright spot? Some clearance cases are only **$9.00**—which means even a small sprinkle of help can turn into full bellies for multiple kitties. I’ve got boots on the ground checking Dollar Generals so we don’t miss a single deal.

If you’re able to help keep the bowls filled and the purrs going, here’s how:
💸 Venmo:
💸 CashApp: $sp1tfyre
💸 Square: [https://square.link/u/mywC6COZ](https://square.link/u/mywC6COZ)

Every single donation, share, and kind thought helps keep this little rescue world spinning.

🌙🐱 Thank you for being part of their story—and for making sure no kitty is left behind.

---**🚨🐾 THE GREAT FERAL CAT ODYSSEY 🚐✨ (heroes needed immediately) 🚨**In a plot no one asked for but we are fully commit...
04/24/2026

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**🚨🐾 THE GREAT FERAL CAT ODYSSEY 🚐✨ (heroes needed immediately) 🚨**

In a plot no one asked for but we are fully committed to…

**10 feral cats** are preparing for their epic journey.

Five were rescued from a *literal dark basement* (yes, really—tiny goblins in a Dickens novel situation) by an incredible **New Jersey rescue**.

They were supposed to have a plan.
Other humans were supposed to hold up their end of the deal.

…they did not.

So I stepped in.

Now those five are joining five more, and together they embark on a coordinated rendezvous in **Bridgeport, CT**—a gathering of shadows, whiskers, and mild distrust.

From there, I become the transport vessel (questionable life choices included) and deliver all 10 to their final destination:

🌾 A safe working farm
🍽 Reliable meals
🛑 Zero bad humans

---

Let us be clear about our cast of characters:

These are not cuddle creatures.
They will not gaze into your soul.
They will not sit in your lap and contemplate life.

They *will*, however:
⚔️ Hunt with purpose
🌙 Lurk professionally
🍽 Accept payment in food only

---

# # # 💛 THE QUEST HAS… A PROBLEM

Our supplies?

…tragic.

Gas cards? Gone.
Transport funds? Also gone.
The *final coins in the pouch* were spent at last weekend’s TNR clinic (because the cats demanded it).

And yet—the journey cannot be delayed again.

---

# # # 🚨 QUEST REQUIREMENTS 🚨

To complete this mission, the following artifacts are urgently needed:

* 🚐 Fuel for the noble transport chariot *(gas money)*
* 🐱 Sustenance for the feral workforce *(FOOD—urgent)*
* 🧼 Cleansing potions *(cleaning supplies)*
* 🪣 Sandboxes of importance *(litter & litter boxes… now discontinued, because chaos reigns)*
* 🌬 The wheezing air spirit *(air purifier barely clinging to existence)*
* 🌳 Fallen climbing towers *(cat trees… sacrificed to the burn pile)*
* 💧 The final water relic *(one lone fountain remains)*
* 🥪 Provisions for the human party *(snacks = survival)*

---

# # # 🦸‍♂️ ANSWER THE CALL, BRAVE HUMAN

Wanna be a hero?

Fuel the journey.
Send snacks. Fund gas. Keep the wheels turning and the humans upright.

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some just make sure the van doesn’t run out of gas halfway to Connecticut.

---

# # # 🛒 SUMMON SUPPLIES DIRECTLY

**Amazon Wishlist (send help instantly):**
[https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1ZDVXUX2M6RCV?ref_=wl_share](https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1ZDVXUX2M6RCV?ref_=wl_share)

---

# # # 💳 QUICK DONATION LINK (easy, fast, no apps needed)

[https://checkout.square.site/merchant/51HJATCBDZ9KS/checkout/4LHULXM4IVBBNFNNTFCTBBQU](https://checkout.square.site/merchant/51HJATCBDZ9KS/checkout/4LHULXM4IVBBNFNNTFCTBBQU)

---

# # # 🛒 PREFER OTHER MERCHANTS?

Chewy, Walmart, Petco, PetSmart—message me for the drop point and we’ll make it happen.

---

# # # 💸 OFFER GOLD TO THE QUEST

**Venmo:**
**Cash App:** $sp1tfyre
**Square:** (link above or scan QR)

---

✨ The NJ rescue freed them from the basement dungeon.
✨ When others fell through, we stepped up.
✨ Now we carry them the rest of the way.

Join the quest.
Save the ferals.
Fuel the chaos. 🐾

---

If you want, I can also tighten this into a shorter Facebook version or make a graphic-style post with bold punch lines.

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**🚨🐾 THE GREAT FERAL CAT ODYSSEY 🚐✨ (heroes needed immediately) 🚨**

In a plot no one asked for but we are fully committed to…

**10 feral cats** are preparing for their epic journey.

Five were rescued from a *literal dark basement* (yes, really—tiny goblins in a Dickens novel situation) by an incredible **New Jersey rescue**.

They were supposed to have a plan.
Other humans were supposed to hold up their end of the deal.

…they did not.

So I stepped in.

Now those five are joining five more, and together they embark on a coordinated rendezvous in **Bridgeport, CT**—a gathering of shadows, whiskers, and mild distrust.

From there, I become the transport vessel (questionable life choices included) and deliver all 10 to their final destination:

🌾 A safe working farm
🍽 Reliable meals
🛑 Zero bad humans

---

Let us be clear about our cast of characters:

These are not cuddle creatures.
They will not gaze into your soul.
They will not sit in your lap and contemplate life.

They *will*, however:
⚔️ Hunt with purpose
🌙 Lurk professionally
🍽 Accept payment in food only

---

💛 THE QUEST HAS… A PROBLEM

Our supplies?

…tragic.

Gas cards? Gone.
Transport funds? Also gone.
The *final coins in the pouch* were spent at last weekend’s TNR clinic (because the cats demanded it).

And yet—the journey cannot be delayed again.

---🚨 QUEST REQUIREMENTS 🚨

To complete this mission, the following artifacts are urgently needed:

* 🚐 Fuel for the noble transport chariot *(gas money)*
* 🐱 Sustenance for the feral workforce *(FOOD—urgent)*
* 🧼 Cleansing potions *(cleaning supplies)*
* 🪣 Sandboxes of importance *(litter & litter boxes… now discontinued,and must substitute because chaos reigns)*
* 🌬 The wheezing air spirit *(air purifier barely clinging to existence)*
* 🌳 Fallen climbing towers *(cat trees… sacrificed to the burn pile)*
* 💧 The final water relic *(one lone fountain remains)*
* 🥪 Provisions for the human party *(snacks = survival)*

---
🦸‍♂️ ANSWER THE CALL, BRAVE HUMAN

Wanna be a hero?

Fuel the journey.
Send snacks. Fund gas. Keep the wheels turning and the humans upright.

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some just make sure the van doesn’t run out of gas halfway to Connecticut.

---

🛒 SUMMON SUPPLIES DIRECTLY

**Amazon Wishlist (send help instantly):**
[https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1ZDVXUX2M6RCV?ref_=wl_share](https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1ZDVXUX2M6RCV?ref_=wl_share)

---
💳 QUICK DONATION LINK (easy, fast, no apps needed)

[https://checkout.square.site/merchant/51HJATCBDZ9KS/checkout/4LHULXM4IVBBNFNNTFCTBBQU](https://checkout.square.site/merchant/51HJATCBDZ9KS/checkout/4LHULXM4IVBBNFNNTFCTBBQU)

---
🛒 PREFER OTHER MERCHANTS?

Chewy, Walmart, Petco, PetSmart—message me for the drop point and we’ll make it happen.

💸 OFFER GOLD TO THE QUEST

**Venmo:**
**Cash App:** $sp1tfyre
**Square:** (link above or scan QR)

---

✨ The NJ rescue freed them from the basement dungeon.
✨ When others fell through, we stepped up.
✨ Now we carry them the rest of the way.

Join the quest.
Save the ferals.
Fuel the chaos. 🐾

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