05/22/2026
Louie has released his final statement.
After the boa scandal, the formalwear campaign, and whatever legally happened with the goggles, Louie has taken to the patio chair to calmly remind everyone that he remains handsome, available, and emotionally prepared to become the most important man in your group chat.
He is a 3-year-old, 50 lb mixed-breed gentleman with a soft heart, a serious face, and the energy of someone who has seen the application link and is wondering why you have not already filled it out. He would like to be the only dog in his forever home, which feels fair, because after this much range, sharing the marquee would simply be bad business.
Louie loves people, loves attention, and is ready to retire from modeling, management, and whatever that pool situation was so he can focus full-time on being adored.
Apply to meet Louie before he calls a press conference from this chair and starts naming names: https://redemptionrescueinc.com/adopt
