10/23/2026
🐾🌙 “I wore my good vest because they said this was a management position.
The green one ate a slipper.
The orange one is eating the attendance sheet.
The purple one has escaped twice.
And somehow, I’m the only one who isn’t allowed a nap.” —Teddy 😂
Welcome to Teddy’s Midnight Monster Daycare, where “use your inside voice” apparently means growling more quietly. 👀
Kathy has him looking ready for a promotion. Teddy would settle for an uninterrupted lunch. ✂️🖤
Which little monster is YOUR pup?
🟢 The chewer
🟣 The escape artist
🟠 The professional napper
📋 The reason we can’t have paperwork
Tell Teddy who he’s supervising next! 👇😂
Pet Stylist: Kathy | Kandi Pets