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Lumpy Lizard Reptile, Poultry, and Exotics Rescue we get the weird rescue calls. https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=7AXS48J9WCXWJ
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Husband: (gesturing at my dresser, which everything has been knocked off of): "What happened here?"Me: "Oh idk. It wasn'...
10/13/2026

Husband: (gesturing at my dresser, which everything has been knocked off of): "What happened here?"

Me: "Oh idk. It wasn't like that when I left."

H: "That means your fu***ng lizard is in here"

Me: "Chunk could have done it."

H (to Chunk, the dog): "Mom thinks her lizard can do no wrong."

Meanwhile, in my bed:

Hey, y'all. Meet quesadilla. You may notice she is not red-eared-slider-shaped, but she is, in fact, a red eared slider ...
10/07/2026

Hey, y'all. Meet quesadilla. You may notice she is not red-eared-slider-shaped, but she is, in fact, a red eared slider turtle.

She needs a really good outdoor enclosure so she can get the real UV light she's clearly not had most of her life, which will cost, by my estimation, a few hundred bucks. She needs about 100 gallons of swimming space, a place to bask, a filter for the water. A lot.
Please help us give her what she needs to be healthy 🩷

Never know what a call from the city is gonna bring me Today: two stray turkeys
09/29/2026

Never know what a call from the city is gonna bring me
Today: two stray turkeys

Big John got pretty spoiled yesterday at Texana Nature Day! Kids had a great time feeding him and learning about his spe...
09/27/2026

Big John got pretty spoiled yesterday at Texana Nature Day! Kids had a great time feeding him and learning about his species.

We can only do what we do because of donations! Please consider helping us continue our mission:

09/23/2026

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Had to take a detour today to pull these guys out of someone's kitchen drawer. Look what a good job he's doing at being...
09/19/2026

Had to take a detour today to pull these guys out of someone's kitchen drawer.

Look what a good job he's doing at being dead 🥺. Everyone tell him good job!

09/17/2026

She's so sweet 🥺

Looook at baby Mary in my memories today 😭. She was so adorable. Can't believe it's been six years. Help me buy her some...
09/16/2026

Looook at baby Mary in my memories today 😭. She was so adorable. Can't believe it's been six years.
Help me buy her some celebratory mealworms
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Edna, TX
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