09/05/2026
😂🐾 WEEK 3: THE POTATOES HAVE EYES. WE REPEAT… THE POTATOES HAVE EYES. 👀🥔🚨
Things have gotten WAY too serious around here.
These little nuggets have officially opened their eyes and immediately started looking at us like:
“So… YOU’RE the people who have been taking care of us?” 🤨😂
Yep. We’ve been exposed. 👀
At 3 weeks old, they’ve discovered:
👀 Vision — unfortunately for us
🐾 Legs — still under warranty
📣 Voices — volume control NOT included
💩 New ways to keep Mom & Grandma employed
😴 The importance of a solid 47-nap workday
They’re waddling around like tiny drunk marshmallows, bumping into each other, falling over, getting back up, and acting like they totally meant to do that. 😂
Yesterday: 🥔 “I am but a helpless potato.”
Today: 👀 “I HAVE SEEN THE WORLD… NOW BRING ME MILK.”
And judging by these faces, the attitude department has officially opened for business. 🤣
🌲 Week 3 has arrived… and apparently these little trailblazers are ready to see what kind of trouble they can get themselves into.
Pray for us. 😂🙏🐶❤️
To reserve your little nugget please contact Terry at (910)978-5746 or Patty at (631)806-2487.
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