05/04/2026
Best Star Wars Day Jokes.... May the Fourth be with You!!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
How do Ewoks communicate? On their Ewokie-talkies.
What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? Bubba Fett.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.
What do you call a droid that likes to listen to 70s music? Disc-O.
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan then what is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper.
What is the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Luke warm…
What is a stormtrooper's favorite store? The one next to target
Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
Why should Kylo Ren have worn sunscreen? It protects you from harmful Reys.
How do Jedi open PDF files? With Adobe-Wan Kenobi.
Why can't the Jedi send PDF files by email? Because attachments are forbidden.
Why are Tusken raiders good at questionable accounting? Because they always use a single file to hide their numbers.
Why did Yoda like sheep? Degobah.