08/19/2026
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OPERATION: STICKY SITUATION
Today’s rescue call took me to Roanoke, TX where one poor little ribbon snake had found himself in a situation stickier than gas-station pancake syrup.
He was trapped on one of those wretched glue boards and y’all already know how I feel about those nasty things.
I hate glue traps with the fire of a thousand suns.
They don’t discriminate.
They catch snakes, lizards, birds, spiders, frogs, and anything else unfortunate enough to wander across them. The animal doesn’t simply “get stuck.” It panics, struggles, exhausts itself, tears its skin, and can suffer an agonizing death from dehydration, starvation, suffocation, or injuries caused while desperately trying to escape.
That is a mighty cruel ending for a creature that was simply minding its own business.
The homeowner was deathly afraid of snakes, but he had saved my number after I relocated one from his property several months ago. When he discovered this little fellow, his fear didn’t stop him from doing the right thing.
He told me he simply couldn’t leave the snake there to die, so he called me immediately.
And for that, he deserves some serious credit. Courage isn’t always the absence of fear. Sometimes courage is being scared half to death and still saying, “Well, I can’t just let the poor thing suffer.”
Armed with latex gloves, vegetable oil, toothpicks, patience, and enough elbow grease to butter every biscuit in the South, I spent about 20 careful minutes slowly freeing the little ribbon snake from that awful trap.
I even managed to rescue one tiny spider along the way because apparently today’s special was a two-for-one sticky-trap extraction.
The ribbon snake is now free, but he won’t be released immediately. He’s coming back to the rescue with me for a thorough examination, some quiet time, and a chance to decompress after what was undoubtedly the worst day of his tiny little life.
Once I’m confident he hasn’t sustained any serious injuries and is behaving normally, he’ll be released back into suitable habitat - preferably somewhere with fresh air, and absolutely no adhesive flooring.
Please, y’all… I beg of you -
Skip the glue traps. There are more humane ways to address unwanted pests without turning your home into a tiny wildlife torture chamber.
Today’s lesson: even when something scares the ever-loving daylights out of you, compassion can still win.
And today, in Roanoke, it most certainly did. 🐍