First, heโd stock lots of wholesome food. Mouth-watering things like Wing-A-Ling and Turducken and Grammyโs Pot Pie. Heโd make sure to have a cool, cement floor to lie on. Heโd add a few comfy chairs that heโd sit on, even though he wasnโt supposed to. And lots of books about himself and his friends. Then, heโd add more food. Raw food, like dogs eat in the wild. Some organic even. Nothing with any nasty fillers that donโt taste good. Heโd have leashes and collars, of course, for long walks or runs. Comfy beds stacked all the way to the ceiling. Heโd add fun dog bowls and dog art and dog gifts and dog cards. Then, more food. Natural treats owners wouldnโt be able to resist like Texas Tooth Picks and Sam's Yams. He might not put in as many clothes as the storeโs owner Marsha Lindsey did. (Maybe just some stylish sweaters for cold days but certainly not polo shirts or wedding gowns. Heโll never really understand humans!) He might not be quite as adamant that all the foods be 100% natural. But he would definitely agree with Marshaโs store policy: No dog ever leaves the Lucky Dog Barkery without a biscuit.