The Turdinator

04/21/2023

Thank you Premier Printing & Signs, Inc. this is awesome!

04/01/2023

If any of you are in the market for lawn care/landscaping reach out to Watson Lawn & Landscape!

We help keep the grass greener!

04/01/2023

Senior (62 yrs +) & disabled discounts are NOW available.

20% off per month (4 weeks of service)

🐶weekly 🐶
💩1-2 dogs $48/month
💩3-4 dogs $54/month

🐶2x week🐶
💩1-2 dogs $64/month
💩 3-4 dogs $75/month

🐶bi-weekly🐶
💩1 dog $28/each visit
💩2 dogs (max) $35 each visit

03/17/2023

These guys are awesome & they offer pet friendly products!

NaturaLawn® of America - providing safer and effective, organic-based lawn care since 1987.

03/16/2023

Spring clean up prices are below:

One time spring clean
💩1-2 dogs $125
💩 3-4 dogs $150

OR sign up for any monthly subscription & pay less!

💩1-2 dogs $45 + any monthly subscription
💩3-4 dogs $65 + any monthly subscription

Message us for any further questions!

03/16/2023

New prices listed below: 1 month = 4 weeks of service.

🐶Weekly service🐶 (monthly subscription)
💩$15/week 1-2 dogs $30 billed bi-weekly
💩$17/week 3-4 dogs $34 billed bi-weekly
💩$5 extra per acre

🐶 2x a week service🐶 (monthly subscription)
💩$20/week 1-2 dogs $40 billed bi-weekly
💩$22/week 3-4 dogs $44 billed bi-weekly
💩$5 extra per acre

🐶Bi-Weekly🐶 (monthly subscription)
💩$35 1 dog billed each visit
💩$45 2 dogs (max) billed each visit
💩$5 extra per acre

🐶One time service🐶
💩minimum $75 charge
💩$5 extra per acre

🐶Yard/patio sanitation🐶
💩 $40/each visit
🐾Deodorizes & kills over 20 harmful bacteria & parasites left behind from dog p**p including parvovirus & giardia.

🐶YardDeodorizer🐶
💩$6/each visit
🐾Deodorize lawn after picking up p**p

(If you want us to come out on a specific day every week it’s an extra $12/month.)

- senior (62 years old+) & disabled discounts are available @ 20% off list price.

12/21/2022

If you are interested in purchasing the PET FRIENDLY/ECO FRIENDLY Ice Melt prices are as followed:

•50LB Bag - $49
•20LB Bag - $34
9LB Refillable Shaker - $30

💩Yes we deliver! & it’s free with a purchace of 2+ items, if you only want one item a delivery fee of $5 will be applied! Thank you for your business!💩

12/21/2022

‼️ATTENTION ALL‼️

The turds are all frozen and winter is here, here’s what we have to offer for winter work!

-Shoveling/snowblowing driveways/sidewalks
-throwing down a PET FRIENDLY Ice Melt
-we also offer 50Lb bags of the same Ice Melt & smaller just ask! As well as a 9Lb refillable “shaker” (it’s not salt!)

Other benifits of the Ice Melt are as follows:
•works to -16°F.
• Non-Toxic & biodegradable (safer for fish & pets).
•Easier on the earth & your pocket as it requires LESS than regular salt.
•Does NOT harm lawns, vegetation,hardscapes & cured concrete.
•ITS ALSO GREEN making it easier to see/spread compared to regular white salt.

‼️PRICES FOR THE DE-ICER WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW MORNING.‼️

Pics below!

11/18/2022

Happy holidays 💩🐶💩🦃🎄