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Dilly Pickle Pup šŸ–¤ Runt of the Litter šŸ¤ Adopted 5/5/22 šŸ¾
šŸŒˆ Memory of Evie, pitbull ambassador 8/7/11 - 3/4/22

It ainā€™t easy being this cute.The paparazzi are relentless. (mom)The stalker is persistent. (also mom)The cameras are ev...
09/29/2026

It ainā€™t easy being this cute.

The paparazzi are relentless. (mom)
The stalker is persistent. (also mom)
The cameras are everywhere. (again, mom!)

Yet, I endure.

Sometimes you just need to lie down and think about things.Life. Love. The choices youā€™ve made.Whether getting up is act...
09/28/2026

Sometimes you just need to lie down and think about things.

Life. Love. The choices youā€™ve made.
Whether getting up is actually necessary.

It usually isnā€™t.

You cannot control the chaos. You can, however, nap through it.Preferably under a soft blanket.
09/25/2026

You cannot control the chaos. You can, however, nap through it.

Preferably under a soft blanket.

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor TV, nor toys shall distract me from my sworn duty:Even mid chew-baru, I remain al...
09/24/2026

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor TV, nor toys shall distract me from my sworn duty:
Even mid chew-baru, I remain alert.

Eyes on Mom.
Ears on Mom.
Chew-baru at the ready.

Iā€™m not a bodyguard... I am a MOM Guard.

Self-appointed. Always on duty. Paid in food, cuddles and full benefits.

Good thing this job pays well, because this woman requires 24-hour staffing.


Hi. Iā€™m checking in.Also, where would you like this bag of šŸ’©?I brought it from home.
09/23/2026

Hi. Iā€™m checking in.
Also, where would you like this bag of šŸ’©?

I brought it from home.

Damn, I look good in red.Hell, I look good in green too.Who am I kidding?I look good in every color.Itā€™s a gift. Iā€™ve le...
09/22/2026

Damn, I look good in red.
Hell, I look good in green too.

Who am I kidding?
I look good in every color.

Itā€™s a gift. Iā€™ve learned to live with it.

Iā€™m not judging you.Iā€™m just giving you the opportunity to reconsider your life choices.Take your time.
09/21/2026

Iā€™m not judging you.
Iā€™m just giving you the opportunity to reconsider your life choices.
Take your time.

Crocodile Dundee ainā€™t got nothing on this Pickle. šŸŠšŸ„’Caught it.Claimed it.Made it myā€¦PILLOW.What did you think I was gon...
09/19/2026

Crocodile Dundee ainā€™t got nothing on this Pickle. šŸŠšŸ„’

Caught it.
Claimed it.
Made it myā€¦

PILLOW.

What did you think I was gonna say? Iā€™m a good girl. šŸ˜‡
(For this post anyway. šŸ˜ˆ)

Predator instincts are exhausting.

Buddy, remember our wild days?You couldnā€™t be trusted around the cleaners. I couldnā€™t be trusted around the cleaners. Li...
09/18/2026

Buddy, remember our wild days?

You couldnā€™t be trusted around the cleaners. I couldnā€™t be trusted around the cleaners. Lily could, but she was always the responsible one.

So Mom packed us up and took the party back to my place.

I showed you my crib. My toys. My favorite window for judging strangers.

We were young. We were unsupervised.
Good times, buddy. Good times.

ā€¦The peanut gallery (Mom) would like it noted that being six feet away from her does not qualify as ā€œunsupervised.ā€ Whatever.

Not broken. Just extra super special.Some dogs sit. Some dogs lie down. I prefer something in between.Is it graceful? No...
09/18/2026

Not broken. Just extra super special.

Some dogs sit. Some dogs lie down. I prefer something in between.

Is it graceful? No.
Is it anatomically questionable? Perhaps.
Is it comfortable? Extremely.

Never let society tell you thereā€™s only one right way to put your paws.

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Crownsville, MD
21032

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