Downtown Dog Poop Removal LLC

09/03/2026

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09/01/2026

🐶💡 DOG FACT MONDAY!

Did you know your dog has THREE eyelids? 👀🐾

Along with the upper and lower eyelids we normally see, dogs have a third eyelid called the nictitating membrane. It helps protect and lubricate the eye.
Basically, your dog came factory-equipped with extra eye protection. 😂🐕

And while they’ve got their eyes covered, we’ve got their yard covered. 💩🧹

🐾 WEEKLY RESIDENTIAL SERVICE
🐶 1 dog: $10/week
🐶 2 dogs: $12/week
🐶 3 dogs: $14/week
🐶 4 dogs: $16/week
🐶 5 dogs: $18/week

🌿 Yard deodorizing: 50% of weekly service price

💰 SAVE WHEN YOU COMMIT:
📅 Monthly: 25% OFF your first cleaning
📅 3 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 5% OFF service total
📅 6 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 10% OFF service total
📅 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% OFF service total

Need help keeping your dog moving too?
🐕 Dog walking: $2/minute
🥎 Fetch/playtime: $3/minute
💪 Personal dog fitness available

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629

Give your dog three chances to look at this post and tell us:
Did you already know about the third eyelid? 😂👀👇
Downtown Quality.
Cleaner Communities.
From the Ground Up.

08/18/2026

🐾😂 DOG JOKE TUESDAY!
🐶: “BARK BARK BARK!”
Me: “What?”

🐶: “I SAID WHAT I SAID.”

No explanation. No clarification. Just attitude. 😂

We love dogs. We just don't always love what they leave behind. 💩

That's where Downtown Dog P**p Removal LLC comes in.

🐕 Weekly Residential Service:
• 1 dog: $10/week
• 2 dogs: $12/week
• 3 dogs: $14/week
• 4 dogs: $16/week
• 5 dogs: $18/week

🌿 Yard deodorizing: 50% of your weekly service price

💰 SAVE MORE WHEN YOU COMMIT:

📅 Monthly: 25% OFF your first cleaning

📅 Prepay 3 months: 50% OFF first cleaning + 5% OFF service total

📅 Prepay 6 months: 50% OFF first cleaning + 10% OFF service total

📅 Prepay 1 year: FREE first cleaning + 20% OFF service total

We can help burn off some of that barking energy too. 😂
🐕 Dog walking: $2/minute
🥎 Fetch/playtime: $3/minute
💪 Personal dog fitness available

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629

SIGN UP HERE
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And settle a debate for us:

Does your dog bark AT you like they're actually trying to make a point? 😂👇

Downtown Quality.
Cleaner Communities.
From the Ground Up.

08/17/2026

🐾💡 DOG FACT MONDAY!

Did you know dogs can have a preferred paw? 🐶

Research suggests some dogs show a preference for using their left or right paw when performing certain tasks.

So next time your dog reaches for something, pay attention. You might have a little lefty or righty running around the house. 😂🐾

While they're busy choosing paws, we'll handle what those paws are trying to avoid in the backyard. 💩

🐕 Weekly Residential Service • 1 dog: $10/week
• 2 dogs: $12/week
• 3 dogs: $14/week
• 4 dogs: $16/week
• 5 dogs: $18/week

🌿 Yard deodorizing: 50% of weekly service price

💰 Save When You Commit

📅 Monthly: 25% OFF first cleaning

📅 3 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 5% OFF service total

📅 6 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 10% OFF service total

📅 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% OFF service total

And we can help keep your pup active too:
🐕 Dog walking: $2/minute
🥎 Fetch/playtime: $3/minute
💪 Personal dog fitness available

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629

SIGN UP HERE
https://forms.gle/eorxpcoo74uS7Stj7

Now check your dog for us: LEFT PAW 🐾 or RIGHT PAW 🐾?

Drop it in the comments!

Downtown Quality.
Cleaner Communities.
From the Ground Up.

08/14/2026

🐾🏘️ NOMINATION FRIDAY!
We spend all week talking about dogs. Today, let’s talk about the communities they live in.
Know a neighborhood, apartment complex, HOA, park, or other community that could use some DDPR love? 👀💩
👇 Drop their name in the comments or tag them below!
We’re looking for more places where Downtown Dog P**p Removal LLC can help create cleaner yards, happier dogs, and stronger communities.
And if YOUR yard needs some love, weekly service starts small:
🐶 1 dog: $10/week
🐶 2 dogs: $12/week
🐶 3 dogs: $14/week
🐶 4 dogs: $16/week
🐶 5 dogs: $18/week
🌿 Yard deodorizing: 50% of your weekly service price
💰 SAVE WHEN YOU COMMIT:
📅 Monthly: 25% OFF your first cleaning
📅 3 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 5% OFF service total
📅 6 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 10% OFF service total
📅 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% OFF service total
We can even help keep your pup moving:
🐕 Dog walking: $2/minute
🥎 Fetch/playtime: $3/minute
💪 Personal dog fitness available
📲 Call or text 719-318-0629
Now, who are we nominating this Friday? 👇🐾
Downtown Quality. Cleaner Communities. From the Ground Up.

08/13/2026

🐾🩺 DOG HEALTH TIP THURSDAY!

Exercise is important for dogs, but exercise isn’t one-size-fits-all.

A dog’s activity needs can vary based on their age, breed, size, health, and conditioning. A young Border Collie and a senior Chihuahua probably shouldn’t be following the same workout plan. 😂🐕‍🦺

The goal isn’t just to wear them out. It’s to give them the right amount of activity for their individual needs.

And if you need a little help keeping them moving, Downtown Dog P**p Removal LLC offers more than cleanup:

🐕 Dog walking: $2/minute
🥎 Fetch & playtime: $3/minute
💪 Personal dog fitness: Available

Of course, we’ll handle the yard too. 💩
Weekly residential service:
🐶 1 dog: $10/week
🐶 2 dogs: $12/week
🐶 3 dogs: $14/week
🐶 4 dogs: $16/week
🐶 5 dogs: $18/week

🌿 Yard deodorizing: 50% of weekly service price

💰 SAVE WHEN YOU COMMIT:
📅 Monthly: 25% OFF your first cleaning
📅 3 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 5% OFF service total
📅 6 months prepaid: 50% OFF first cleaning + 10% OFF service total
📅 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% OFF service total

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629
SIGN UP HERE
https://forms.gle/dursD9shqmZ6SCm29

Keep 'em moving. We'll keep the yard ready for the next lap. 🐾
Downtown Quality. Cleaner Communities. From the Ground Up.

Thank you for your interest in Downtown Dog P**p Removal! Please complete this short form so we can provide an accurate quote and schedule your first cleanup. After reviewing your submission, we'll contact you with: Your custom quote Our first available service date Service recommendations Any addit...

08/12/2026

🐾🧠 DOG TRIVIA WEDNESDAY!

Time for this week’s Sweat Check! 💦🐶.

Where are a dog’s sweat glands primarily located?
🅰️ Belly
🅱️ Paw pads
🅲️ Ears
🅳️ Nose

Drop your guess in the comments before you Google it and suddenly become a veterinarian. 😂👇

While your dog handles the sweating,

Downtown Dog P**p Removal LLC can handle what they leave behind. 💩
🐕
Residential weekly service:
• 1 dog: $10/week
• Each additional dog: +$2/week

• Yard deodorizing: 50% of weekly service price

💰 Want to save by committing ahead?

• Monthly: 25% off first cleaning

• 3 months prepaid: 50% off first cleaning + 5% off service total

• 6 months prepaid: 50% off first cleaning + 10% off service total

• 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% off service total

🏢 Commercial service estimates start at $75/week, with exact pricing based on the property.

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629

SIGN UP HERE
https://forms.gle/dursD9shqmZ6SCm29

Now back to the important question...
A, B, C, or D? 👀🐾

Cleaner yards.
Happier dogs.
Stronger communities.
From the Ground Up.

Thank you for your interest in Downtown Dog P**p Removal! Please complete this short form so we can provide an accurate quote and schedule your first cleanup. After reviewing your submission, we'll contact you with: Your custom quote Our first available service date Service recommendations Any addit...

08/11/2026

🐾😂 DOG JOKE TUESDAY!

Your dog woke up today with a very demanding schedule:
✅ Bark at absolutely nothing.
✅ Chase something they have zero chance of catching.
✅ Find the MOST inconvenient place in the yard to p**p.
✅ Leave the cleanup for you.

Busy day. Very important dog business. 😂💩

Luckily, “pick up p**p” doesn't have to stay on YOUR to-do list.

🐕 Residential service starts at just $10/week for 1 dog + $2 for each additional dog.

🌿 Yard deodorizing is available for 50% of your weekly service price.

And if you want to commit ahead, you can save even more:

📅 Monthly: 25% off your first cleaning

📅 3 months prepaid: 50% off first cleaning + 5% off service total

📅 6 months prepaid: 50% off first cleaning + 10% off service total

📅 1 year prepaid: FREE first cleaning + 20% off service total

Commercial properties? We handle those too, with estimated weekly pricing starting at $75.

📲 Call or text 719-318-0629

Let your dog keep their ridiculous to-do list.

We'll handle the 💩.

🐾 Cleaner yards. Happier dogs.

Stronger communities.

Downtown Dog P**p Removal LLC |

From the Ground Up.

08/10/2026

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08/10/2026

🐾 DOG FACT MONDAY 🐾

Did you know dogs can basically smell in 3D? 👃🐶

Their nostrils can gather scent information somewhat independently, helping them figure out where a smell is coming from and track it down.

Which brings us to the important scientific question...

💩 If YOU can smell your yard, imagine how your dog feels. 😂

Poor dog is out there trying to handle business while getting hit with the neighbor's BBQ, squirrels, trash day, leftover pizza, and three weeks of evidence you haven't picked up yet.

They can't even p**p in peace. 😭😂

Let Downtown Dog P**p Removal handle the cleanup.

🏠 Residential weekly service:
🐕 1 dog: $10/week
🐕 Each additional dog: +$2/week

📞 719-318-0629

Cleaner yards. 🐾
Happier dogs. 🐾
Stronger communities.
From the Ground Up.