Cooper

05/06/2026

Hi hoomans! Cooper here, reporting live from dog utopia 🐾

Yeah yeah, I know… I’m late to my own day (Cinco de Mayo, the day I left Earth and made my big upgrade up here). Time is weird in dog utopia. One minute you’re chasing a ball, next thing you know it’s been a whole year.

Anyway, just wanted to say I’m doing GREAT. Unlimited treats, zero vet visits, and I don’t even have to pretend I didn’t hear you call me. Living the dream.

Emmit, my dude…I miss you, brother. But I gotta say, I’ve been hearing things. Quit stealing your little brother’s food! You KNOW you’re on a special diet. Some things never change 😂

And Blue, hey there, rookie! Welcome to the family. You hit the jackpot with these hoomans. Take care of them, and go easy on Emmit…he’s basically ancient at this point.

Alright, back to important business (zoomies and snacks). Love you all. Keep the treats coming, in spirit, obviously.

Cooper 🐶✨