10/20/2026
🎉🐾 VET TECH WEEK AT ROTHMAN ANIMAL HOSPITAL! 🐾🎉
Where the patients have four legs, the staff runs on caffeine, and there's never a dull moment!
At Rothman Animal Hospital, we're quite the crew,
We handle the chaos like only we do!
From barking to biting, from p**p to p*e,
We're one big, slightly dysfunctional family! 😂
Jasmine jumps in, she's ready to roll,
With patience , passion and a great soul!
But give her a snake and we'll soon find out,
Who's staying calm and who's running out!
Dylan's the guy who's learning the trade,
From EKGs to the messes we've made!
He thought working with animals would be a breeze,
Now he's dodging the teeth and cleaning up p*e!
Jada brings skill and a whole lot of sass,
She gets things done with style and class!
She loves all the animals, big and small,
But don't test her patience—she's seen it all!
Austin is ready when things get insane,
From wrestling big dogs to avoiding the pain!
He's calm under pressure, or so we believe,
Until someone says, "One more walk-in before you leave!"
Melissa's in surgery, running the show,
Making sure everything's ready to go!
With instruments, patients, and doctors in line,
Don't touch her setup—she's got it just fine!
Max is the man when the pressure is high,
He tackles the chaos without asking why!
But when someone yells, "We need help in Room Three!"
He suddenly wishes he'd called out sick at three!
Sal is the new character, one of a kind,
You never quite know what's going through his mind!
But when things get crazy and everyone's stressed,
He somehow survives with the rest of the best!
Chuck keeps things moving, or that's what we're told,
He's part of the madness, both young and old!
With dogs going wild and cats throwing fits,
He's probably wondering, "Who signed me up for this?"
Katie brings heart and a little attitude,
She handles the chaos and keeps up the mood!
From patients to paperwork, there's plenty to do,
And somehow she makes it through the whole zoo!
And then there's Miranda, our manager extraordinaire,
When chaos erupts, she's already there!
She's a manager, a tech, and a firefighter too,
Putting out fires is just what she'll do!
She's got everyone's back when the going gets tough,
But don't push your luck—she's had ENOUGH! 😂🐾�
❤️ SO HERE'S TO OUR TECHS! ❤️
To the scratches, the slobber, the fur on your clothes,
The mysterious stains that nobody knows!
To the a**l glands, the claws, and the occasional bite,
And the patients who think we're their dinner tonight!
You work through the madness, the stress, and the mess,
And somehow give every pet nothing but your best!
You're compassionate, talented, slightly insane,
And we'd hire you all over again! 😂
Happy Veterinary Technician Week to Jada, Dylan, Jasmine, Austin, Melissa, Max, Sal, Chuck, Katie and Miranda!
We love you, we need you, and here's the deal—
Without you, this place would be a three-ring circus FOR REAL! 🐶🐱🐍�