09/12/2026
β‘οΈπ FEAR NOT, CITIZENS! BARKTHOLEMEW IS HERE!πβ‘οΈ
Greetings, mortals! I, **Barktholemew**β5-year-old Treeing Walker Coonhound and 65lb defender of justiceβam currently using my legendary super-canine abilities at the shelter.
Observe my **UNSTOPPABLE SUPERPOWERS**:
π« **HEART OF GOLD (LITERALLY):** I wear a heart-shaped patch of fur on my side to signal peace to all two- and four-legged allies!
π£οΈ **SONIC BOOF:** A baying voice so magnificent, it clears a path to the car for lake strolls and campus adventures!
π **HYPNOTIC MEGA-SMILIN':** One glance at my contagious grin and your bad mood is instantly vaporized!
πΎ **UNMATCHED TAIL-WAG FORCE:** Capable of generating clean, renewable energy with a single butt-wiggle!
I've been gracing this facility with my presence since July 25th, but my superhero lair needs an upgrade. **ADOPT ME TODAY** before my overwhelming charisma breaks the shelter! ππ¨
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π **Haywood County Animal Services** | 453 Jones Cove Rd, Clyde, NC
π **828-456-5338 (Opt. 2)** | β° **MonβSat 11β5** *(Meets until 4 PM)*
π www.hcasfriends.org