09/29/2026
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Trick or treat, smell my Frito feet,
I raided the litter box for a tasty treat!
My ears have yeast, my butt's a fright,
I've scooted on the carpet twice tonight!
My breath could wake the living dead,
And there's a mystery lump upon my head!
My a**l glands are locked and loaded,
One little scare and the whole room exploded!
I ate three socks, I licked a toad,
Now the vet says I'm in emergency mode!
The cat's got hairballs, the dog's got fleas,
And somebody's got diarrhea, PLEASE!
The vet took one look and shook her head,
"How are you alive with the things you've been fed?!"
So grab your candy and hold your nose,
Keep your paws out of things that decompose!
Happy Halloween, you furry little beasts,
May your tricks be few and your treats be feasts!