Southern Equine Performance, LLC

09/27/2026

🐴 BEYOND RIDING: HORSE CARE 101 🐴

Join us for a hands-on introduction to horse care, handling, and the behind-the-scenes skills every horse person should know. Whether you’ve never been around horses before, you’re considering getting into horses, or you’re already taking lessons—this is for you!

This is a great opportunity to get comfortable around horses, learn the basics, ask questions, get some hands-on experience, and spend time around others who share the same interest as you in a relaxed setting.

⏰ 8:00 AM until ~11:30 AM.

📍 Chiefland, FL
👥 Ages 10+, Adults are welcome!
📱 Text Savannah at (352) 221-3194 to sign up!

Come learn the stuff that happens before, after, and in between the rides. 🐴

09/22/2026

09/21/2026

The girls had to step in this morning—they couldn’t take it anymore. They had to say something. 😂

I’m not sure what their fascination is with Amy’s lessons, but they seem particularly intrigued by them. They usually mind their own business, but apparently Amy’s lessons are simply too interesting to ignore.

They stood there watching, evaluating, and eventually decided it was time to insert themselves into the situation.

No one asked for their opinion. No one knows what their qualifications are. And yet, here they are… providing unsolicited feedback from the middle of the arena. They’ve been watching the riding lessons for long enough and have some concerns:

“Excuse me, but we’d like to discuss your riding technique.”

“Also, we have some suggestions about your lesson plan.”

I tried to explain that they are goats, not riding instructors, but they seem to feel that their experience standing around the arena qualifies them for the position. 🐐 At this point, I’m just grateful they haven’t started charging for consultations!

If you’d like the opportunity to be judged by three highly opinionated, cloven-hooved riding instructors, shoot me a text at (352) 221-3194 to sign up for lessons 🐴

No guarantees the goats will approve of your riding, but they’ll definitely have an opinion 🤣

09/20/2026

Lesson times available this week!

🐴 Lesson horse availability is limited
📱Call/text (352) 221-3194 to book
📍Chiefland, FL

Monday
5:00-5:30PM

Tuesday
5:00-5:30PM
5:30-6:30PM

Wednesday
9:00-10:00AM
5:30-6:00PM
6:00-7:00PM

Thursday
4:30-5:00PM
7:00-7:30PM

09/19/2026

Apparently, trimming my toenails is now considered an extreme sport. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Last week, I managed to hurt myself while attempting this very dangerous activity, which left me glued to the couch and unable to do lessons like normal.

Thank you to everyone for your patience and understanding while I’ve been trying to recover! And a HUGE thank you to Austin for stepping in and helping me with lessons Thursday evening when I was a little more mobile, but still very much not capable of walking around for long periods. 🐴❤️

I’m hoping my next great athletic achievement will be something a little more impressive than successfully putting on socks. 😂

I appreciate everyone working with me while I get back on my feet! I’m getting around much better today!

09/19/2026

Another routine quality-control inspection, by yours truly.

I would give way more than a penny for his thoughts. 💭

09/19/2026

October is a busy month!

Follow the links to view more information on each Special Event happening in October, and don’t forget you must RSVP to hold your spot!

📱 RSVP to (352) 221-3194
📍 Located in Chiefland, FL

🐴 Horse Care 101:
https://www.facebook.com/share/14qfVkqACYL/?mibextid=wwXIfr

🐴 Kids’ Night:
https://www.facebook.com/share/1C5Wtnpj2U/?mibextid=wwXIfr

🐴 Horses + Hobbies:
https://www.facebook.com/share/1HZPHo6ui4/?mibextid=wwXIfr

09/14/2026

Amy had an audience this morning.

They watched.

They judged.

They judged harshly. 😂🐐