Hewlett Cryptozoological Foundation

09/17/2019

It's the Jersey devil (aka the least believable/credible/plausible cryptid ever) episode!

09/06/2019

08/09/2019

Time to learn your ABCs. Alien Big Cats. ("Alien" as in out of its natural place, not "alien" as in probe your special place. We don't cover extra terrestrials. Unless it turns out the Bigfoot-Is-A-Space-Traveler theory turns out to be the correct one.)

There are basically three types of cryptids. And this isn’t just that stupid thing where someone says “There are only two types of people… Ones who like Chevy Trucks and ones that…

08/09/2019

There's a certain line of Obi-Wan's dialogue from Star Wars: A New Hope in which he describes Mos Eisley that may or may not apply to the offices of the Foundation.

Sean Hewlett – Founder/CEO, Editor in Chief, Cryptozoology Expert, Cultured Sophisticated Man About Town One day while watching Monster Quest, Sean saw that a consultant on an episode focuse…

08/06/2019

The web page is dead. Long live the web page!
(In case you're not like me and you didn't spend your childhood watching dorky movies about kings, knights, and dragons or you didn't binge watch The Crown against your will because your wife is obsessed with it,that sentence just means the old web page is gone, but there's a new one now. Step your nerd game up, son!)

So the old website has been dead for awhile. Mostly because it wasn’t a free web host and there’s no money in cracking wise about monsters. So the Foundation has made the jump to a fre…

07/31/2019

Hey, man... relax with the attempted murder of a Bigfoot. Or you know... a person in a costume. Hoaxers are a thing. Either way, shooting at a Bigfoot/person for just walking out of the woods... Kind of a dick move

CAVE CITY, Ky. (AP) — Federal officials are investigating a report that a man fired a gunshot while camping at Mammoth Cave National Park, an incident that another camper says was prompted by an...

08/10/2016

In our recent travels, these gummy candies are, sadly, the most significant find in tangible bigfoot related discoveries the Foundation has made in recent history. So in thanks, we'd like to offer our free marketing strategy to the Allan gummies company. After sampling your product, we suggest going with a commercial with the copy "If you have ever been enjoying your Swedish Fish and thought 'Boy, I'd sure like these to be much much sh*ttier," then Allan's Bigfoot Originals are just the treat for you!"

You're welcome, Allan's