Zoomies Chicago

06/23/2026

🚨 ATTENTION DOG OWNERS 🚨

If you or a loved one has been victimized by:

• A wet nose repeatedly shoved into your elbow while working
• A dog staring at you from three inches away until you acknowledge them
• A tennis ball dropped in your lap every 17 seconds
• Being escorted to the toy basket against your will

You may be entitled to compensation.

Call 1-800-MY-DOG-WON’T-CHILL now.

Compensation may include one exhausted dog, several new dog friends, and temporary restoration of your personal space.

Ask your veterinarian if Zoomies is right for you.
Results may vary.

06/19/2026

Missed our January open house?

Tomorrow is your chance to see the space before it becomes Zoomies.

I’ll be at 3455 N Elston Ave from 11am–2pm giving tours, answering questions, and sharing a behind-the-scenes look at what we’re building.

No RSVP needed. Just stop by.

Leashed pups are welcome, though please keep in mind we’re still an active construction site.

06/10/2026

Presale membies are live now! Grab yours today.
Link in bio. 💦💦💦💦💦

06/08/2026

06/05/2026

Had a friggen blast this past Saturday at the BARK event 💥💥💥💥

Met lots of furry anti cruelty alums and their wonderful parents 🥹 We were so psyched to hear how much ya’ll are looking forward to our opening and very much enjoyed the surprise and delight of the folks who learned about Zoomies for the first time.

Thanks for putting on such a special event. We can’t wait to do it again next year ❤️

04/30/2026

🚨 Our best pricing ends soon! 🚨

Presales will still be live up until we open, just not this good.

Comment FETCH to get the link to buy yours today.

04/28/2026

Absolutely stoked about this feature! They perfectly captured the plight of the modern pet parent and what we’re building at Zoomies. Thanks and for the coverage!

I know links in captions are a pain in the a$$ but I’m too excited to do anything else!
Check it out! https://www.inc.com/howard-tullman/membership-business-zoomies-indoor-dog-park-bar/91335670

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04/25/2026

Do you have friends? No you don’t.

Find your pack at Zoomies.