10/01/2026
INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: North, Boss Dog
TO: Wee Away Team
DATE: October 1
RE: 🖤 National Black Dog Day 🖤
Team,
As you may have noticed, I have gorgeous black fur but I’m not just another pretty face.
I am also in charge.
After a thorough review of today’s operations, I can confirm that:
✔ Orders are moving.
✔ Emails are being answered.
✔ Treats are being dispensed.
✔ Products are being made.
✔ The humans are doing their jobs.
✔ Quality control remains under my supervision.
📍Please continue to follow these procedures.
Also, a little reminder from me: a black coat is just a coat. We black dogs are every bit as loving, playful, goofy and full of personality as any other dog.
Some of us just happen to look particularly good in black 💅
Finally, if an “oops” mess occurs today, please direct clean-up to the humans. That’s what they’re here for.
Thank you for your cooperation.
North, Boss Dog 🐾