09/10/2026
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🐾❤️Cost of a groom❤️🐾
Lately I keep getting told, my dogs groom costs more than my haircut.
This is very true... but please remember, if you behaved like your dog, you'd most likely be banned or arrested 😉
What would happen if you walked into a salon and took a dump on the floor? 💩
Once that was cleaned up, you the cocked your leg and peed on the hairdressers shoe? 💦
Just say the hairdresser still forgave you, because you're just so damn cute..
Then to thank them, you randomly bite them 🫦
Or maybe you're tame, you don't bite and you went to the loo before you arrived.
Guaranteed you still spend the groom standing up, sitting down, having a nap, shouting, bobbing your head, sneezing, shaking your head, trying to lick the scissors/hairdressers face/your own butt.
While they wash your hair, you casually ask if they can wash the 1 week old cling on 💩 that's stuck on your bottom.
Then remind them to shave your bum/balls/bikini line/armpits, clean your ears, and to trim your nails all while you practice your dance moves.
Having your haircut is NOT the same as grooming your dog 😂 so let's not compare completely different trades.
**I haven't mentioned matted fur, ticks/fleas, and other inappropriate behaviour but I could go on ❤️😂**