MatterofDoody

06/12/2026

UPDATE! This week is a bit of a “lighter” week. I’ll give everyone one clue….the total was LESS than 100 lbs. Those of you who have voted already, if you guessed over 100 lbs, I’ll allow you to submit a new vote!

⚖️ THE GREAT DOODY WEIGH-IN! ⚖️

Ever wonder just how much dog poo I scoop in pounds in a week? 💩💩💩💩

No? Just me? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well, let’s find out!! 👊🏻

Next week, I’m bringing along a handheld scale and weighing EVERY SINGLE pound of doody I remove from customer yards!

🐾 Your challenge: Guess how many total pounds I scoop during the week! 🤭

🎉 The person with the closest guess wins! 🥇

✅ Current customer? You’ll receive 50% OFF your June invoice!

✅ Not a current customer? You’ll receive a FREE yard scoop!

To enter:�👇 Comment your guess below in pounds!
Example: 247.5 lbs

*For reference, last week I’m estimating my total was anywhere between a LOT and “do I really ALSO need to lift at the gym in addition to scooping poo???”😆

One guess per person. Entries close Friday 6/19 @ 5 pm, and I’ll reveal the official total the following week! 👌🏻

Ready, set… GUESS THAT POO! 💩😂

*For those not familiar with Matter of Doody, check out my website @ matterofdoody.com 😊

05/28/2026

⚾️🥎 ATTENTION BASEBALL & SOFTBALL PARENTS 🥎⚾️

Is your current spring schedule basically:
⚾️ Practice
⚾️ Game
⚾️ Drive-thru dinner
⚾️ Wondering what day it is
⚾️ Repeat until July

As a former baseball mom myself, I KNOW the chaos!

Your car is buried in 14 water bottles, 3 gloves, bug spray, your child’s missing homework from the last week of school, and enough sunflower seed shells to start a small prairie! 🌻

So let me take ONE thing off your plate…

** FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF JUNE!**

💩Mention this post and get:

⚾️ Your first cleanup for FREE!

OR

🥎 25% off your 1st months invoice!

Whichever YOU decide is the better deal! (I can quickly help you crunch the numbers when you start recurring services!)

Just want the 💩💩 scooped ONE TIME? (The pups are still home to leave their “mark” but no one has time to clean it?)

For June only, 1x emergency scoop $45! (Normally $50!!!)

*If your yard has not been scooped since the snow thaw, please refer to website for Spring Clean pricing*

Because after a 12-hour tournament day with 3 more regular game days this week, 2 being out of town and you’re in charge of arranging the bus meal….the last thing you want to do is go out back and play a surprise round of:
⚾️ “DODGE THE DOODY” ⚾️

We all love our pups, but baseball/softball season is a BEAST! 🐶💕🐶💕🥴

You handle the dugout drama….I’ll handle the home field cleanup! 😉

⭐️ CURRENT CUSTOMERS:

**Don’t forget — if you refer someone to me and they sign up for recurring services, YOU get a week for FREE ! **

Call/text/email today!

*Easy contactless service

*Online monthly invoicing

☎️ (319) 361-0124

🖥️ [email protected]

www.matterofdoody.com

*obligatory photo of my now adult son playing ball (back in the day) to prove my truth! 😉😊🐶💩⚾️

04/25/2026

Some FAQ about scooping doody!!

Check out Cyndie Scoops Matter of Doody’s video.

04/10/2026

“It’s ok….I’ll do it”

Disclaimer: sensitive post 😔

Check out Cyndie Scoops Matter of Doody’s video.

04/10/2026

Who’s the lady scooping the doody?

www.matterofdoody.com

Check out Cyndie Scoops Matter of Doody’s post.

04/10/2026

What’s a scooping day look like?

Peace.
Sunshine.
Personal thoughts.
Reflection.

Can it be messy?
Sure.

Can Mother Nature have her way with me sometimes?
Most definitely!

But mostly, it’s everything I needed in life right now and it just keeps giving back to me more each day!

I’m very thankful and grateful to be able to have this small business of mine and for all my amazing customers!

Thank you for letting me spend my days in your yards doing what I love! 😊💩🐶

www.matterofdoody.com

04/07/2026

Tuesdays are for SCOOPIN DOODY!! 💩

Hope everyone enjoys a little sunshine today! ☀️🐶💩🐶💩

www.matterofdoody.com

04/01/2026

🌷💩 APRIL = CUSTOMER APPRECIATION + SAVINGS 💩🌷

April showers bring… yep… EVEN MORE P**P! And lucky for you, I’m celebrating YOU by giving your yard (and your shoes) a break!

🎉 NEW CUSTOMERS:
Sign up for recurring service in April and get $10 OFF your monthly invoice!

💛 MY AMAZING CURRENT CUSTOMERS:
You’re the real MVPs of the p**p patrol world! To say THANK YOU for sticking with me this past year and a half, you’ll get 15% OFF your April invoice! (Reflected on 5/1)

That’s right—whether you’re new here or already part of the clean yard club, everyone wins… except the p**p….the p**p never wins! 🤣💩💩🐶🐶

Let me handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard without playing a high-stakes game of “dodge the doody.”

Message me to get on the schedule before your backyard turns into a full-blown danger zone 💩🚫

*Faceless Service
*Monthly virtual invoicing
*No need to be home during poo removal
*Prompt message response
*Texts prior to service arrival

www.matterofdoody.com
(319) 361-0124

03/24/2026

I love this little business of mine!

Thank you to all my customers and supporters who keep me growing in the Cedar Rapids Metro area!

Remember….I do this for you all because sh*t happens! 💩🐶💕

www.matterofdoody.com

03/20/2026

I’m rocking some new merch!

Thanks to Amanda Rhomberg and CauseTeam in Mt Vernon for doing an amazing job on these shirts!!