10/23/2026
🤭 Apparently one of the resident doggos in Kara’s home has something to share today. He has blackmailed us into posting it so here we go…
🎤 Ah, hum. Mic check 1-2-3…
Bettis here. Mom has lost her fluffing mind. Again. 🙄
THREE dogs left our house in the last two weeks. THREE. I thought, “Damn. We’re finally getting somewhere.”
More couch. More belly rubs. Less random dogs touching my s**t.
Then this woman comes home with ANOTHER DOG.
Meet Zero. 👻🤍
Zero boundaries. Zero self-control. Zero chance my mother ever says, “You know what? We have enough dogs.”
And now I’m getting the whole “Bettis, she’s had a hard life” speech.
Bro. I didn’t even say anything yet. I was LOOKING.
Apparently she’s been starving, she needs somewhere safe, and Mom “couldn’t leave her.”
Yeah. We know, Kara. You’ve literally never left one. 😑
So now there’s a little ghost-looking girl in my house, eating our food and getting MY “who’s a good baby” voice.
Whatever. She can stay.
She’s actually pretty chill, and watching her realize there’s more food coming is… yeah. That s**t gets me.
Welcome home, Zero. Mom’s nuts, but she’s got you. ❤️
Touch my favorite toy, though, and we’re having a conversation.
— Bettis 🐾
Still Mom’s first choice. Don’t fact-check that.
••• Stay tuned for pupdates on Zero! 👻 •••