Smooth Moves Ranch

06/18/2026

Good Morning babies

06/13/2026

🐴📋 SMR SPECIAL REPORT 📋🐴

The Great Stallion Disaster Investigation

After numerous requests from the public, I, Tim Martin, have conducted a full investigation into the events surrounding the Great Stallion Disaster.

The goal was to uncover the truth.

Unfortunately, my witnesses were horses.

Interview #1 – Linaje

Tim: Linaje, tell everyone what happened.

Linaje: It was horrible.

Tim: What did you see?

Linaje: Dad broke out of his stall.

Tim: Then?

Linaje: Dorado jumped his gate.

Tim: Then?

Linaje: Everything went crazy.

Tim: Can you be more specific?

Linaje: Trees were falling. Horses were running. The barn was shaking.

Tim: Who started it?

Linaje: Dorado.

Tim: How do you know?

Linaje: Because Dad would never do such a thing.

Tim: That’s not evidence.

Linaje: It’s enough evidence for me.

Interview #2 – Jubileo

Tim: Jubileo, what did you witness?

Jubileo: Chaos.

Tim: Details?

Jubileo: Dad got loose. Dorado jumped out. Then they started redecorating the ranch.

Tim: Redecorating?

Jubileo: Heather’s trees disappeared.

Tim: They didn’t disappear.

Jubileo: They certainly aren’t standing where they used to be.

Tim: Who started it?

Jubileo: Dorado.

Tim: Why?

Jubileo: Linaje said so.

Tim: That’s your proof?

Jubileo: We have matching eyewitness accounts.

Interview #3 – Sabado

Tim: Sabado, your thoughts?

Sabado: Finally. A credible witness.

Tim: What happened?

Sabado: Infinito broke out first.

Tim: Then?

Sabado: Dorado jumped his gate.

Tim: Then?

Sabado: Two stallions made a series of poor life choices.

Tim: Who started it?

Sabado: Infinito.

Linaje: Wrong.

Jubileo: Very wrong.

Sabado: Am not.

Tim: Gentlemen, please.

Sabado: Look, I’m not saying Dorado was innocent. In fact, he was sticking his tongue out at Infinito. I’m just saying if you’re assigning blame, the horse who escaped first should probably be included in the discussion.

Interview #4 – Mira

Tim: Mira, what happened?

Mira: Stallions.

Tim: That’s all?

Mira: That’s all that needs to be said.

Tim: Did you see who started it?

Mira: Stallions.

Interview #5 – Dinastia (Uno)

Tim: Uno, can you help us understand what happened?

Uno: I saw two stallions acting like fools.

Tim: Who started it?

Uno: Yes.

Tim: That’s not an answer.

Uno: It’s the correct answer.

Interview #6 – Mocha

Tim: Mocha, what is your opinion?

Mocha: The boys are unsupervised for five minutes and suddenly there are broken trees.

Tim: Who started it?

Mocha: Testosterone.

Interview #7 – Gin

Tim: Gin, you witnessed everything from the pasture?

Gin: I did.

Tim: Who started it?

Gin: Doesn’t matter.

Tim: Why not?

Gin: Because by the time stallions start running, nobody is making good decisions anymore.

Interview #8 – Cuckoo

Tim: Cuckoo, what happened?

Cuckoo: I was grazing.

Tim: Then?

Cuckoo: I looked up.

Tim: Then?

Cuckoo: I regretted looking up.

Interview #9 – Gitana

Tim: Gitana, can you tell us what you saw?

Gitana: I saw two grown stallions acting like colts.

Tim: Who started it?

Gitana: The same answer I give every time one of them does something stupid.

Tim: Which is?

Gitana: A stallion.

Interview #10 – Little Bit (Visiting Mare)

Tim: Little Bit, you’re an outsider. Maybe you’ll be objective.

Little Bit: I arrived, saw two stallions fighting, watched trees fall over, and immediately decided this place is insane.

Tim: Fair assessment.

Little Bit: Thank you.

Interview #11 – Moonshine

Tim: Moonshine, you and ElDorado were in the back pasture near the round pen, correct?

Moonshine: Unfortunately, yes.

Tim: So you had a front-row seat?

Moonshine: Front row, center section, no ticket required.

Tim: What did you see?

Moonshine: Two stallions running into the round pen at full speed.

Tim: Then?

Moonshine: A lot of dirt.

Tim: Dirt?

Moonshine: Dirt flying. Dirt spinning. Dirt landing on me. At one point I think I inhaled half the round pen.

Tim: Who started it?

Moonshine: By the time they got to us, it didn’t matter anymore.

Tim: What do you mean?

Moonshine: Once two stallions enter a round pen angry, everybody loses.

Tim: What was your first thought?

Moonshine: This is going to end badly.

Tim: And your second thought?

Moonshine: I’m glad there’s a fence between us.

Interview #12 – ElDorado

Tim: ElDorado, what did you witness?

ElDorado: Complete madness.

Tim: Can you elaborate?

ElDorado: The round pen exploded.

Tim: Exploded?

ElDorado: Maybe not technically. But there was dirt everywhere, horses everywhere, and enough noise to wake every animal in three counties.

Tim: What did you do?

ElDorado: I stood there.

Tim: That’s it?

ElDorado: What was I supposed to do? Jump in?

Tim: Fair point.

ElDorado: Besides, Moonshine and I were busy conducting an important safety assessment.

Tim: What safety assessment?

ElDorado: Determining whether the fence between us and them was still intact.

Moonshine: We were very interested in that fence.

Tim: Did either of you see who started it?

ElDorado: Nope.

Moonshine: Nope.

ElDorado: By the time they reached the round pen, they were both fully committed to making bad decisions.

Tim: Any final thoughts?

ElDorado: I’d like to thank the fence for its service.

Moonshine: The real hero of this story.

Follow-Up Interviews

Tim: Moonshine, how are you doing?

Moonshine: Better than Infinito.

Tim: Fair point.

Moonshine: I joke, but seeing him hurt wasn’t easy.

Tim: You were pretty close to the round pen.

Moonshine: Close enough. When the dust settled, I knew somebody got hurt.

Tim: What do you think now?

Moonshine: I think both of them would take it back if they could.

Tim: ElDorado, how are you doing?

ElDorado: Better than I was after my trip to the surgery center.

Tim: That’s true.

Moonshine: He’s got a point.

Tim: For those who don’t know, ElDorado has also been to the same surgery center.

ElDorado: Yes. We just had very different procedures.

Tim: Very different.

ElDorado: Infinito came home with wires in his mouth.

Tim: Correct.

ElDorado: I came home missing important equipment.

Moonshine: Very important equipment.

ElDorado: Life-changing equipment.

Tim: Let’s not be too dramatic.

ElDorado: Easy for you to say.

Tim: Fair enough.

ElDorado: So when I saw Infinito come home from surgery, I felt bad for him. I’ve been there.

Moonshine: Not exactly there.

ElDorado: No, definitely not exactly there.

Tim: Linaje, how are you doing now?

Linaje: Sad.

Tim: Why?

Linaje: That’s my dad.

Tim: Jubileo?

Jubileo: Same.

Tim: What’s bothering you most?

Jubileo: Seeing Dad eat mush.

Linaje: Mush is good, but seeing wires in Dad’s mouth is depressing.

Jubileo: Very depressing.

Tim: I’ve already told you both I’ll get you therapy.

Linaje: Good.

Jubileo: We prefer therapy involving cookies.

ElDorado: Can we sign up too?

Moonshine: Depends. Are there cookies?

Tim: Sabado, how are you doing?

Sabado: Fine.

Tim: Really?

Sabado: No.

Tim: Why?

Sabado: Because even if I think Infinito started it, I never wanted him hurt.

Tim: Fair enough.

Final Question

Tim: Does anyone have anything they’d like to say to Infinito while he recovers?

Linaje: Get better, Dad.

Jubileo: We love you, Dad.

Sabado: Heal up, old man.

Moonshine: Next time, use your words.

ElDorado: And stay on your side of the fence. Or you may end up having the surgery I had.

Mira: Stop fighting, vet bills are very expensive.

Uno: Listen to Mira.

Mocha: Listen to Mira.

Gin: Definitely listen to Mira.

Cuckoo: For once.

Gitana: Please listen to Mira.

Little Bit: I don’t even live here and I agree with Mira.

Official Investigation Results

• Linaje blames Dorado.
• Jubileo blames Dorado.
• Sabado blames Infinito.
• Moonshine blames poor decision-making.
• ElDorado blames a lack of adult supervision.
• The mares blame stallions in general.
• Little Bit is reconsidering future visits.
• Heather blames everyone.
• The fence is the real hero.
• The trees were unavailable for comment.

Case Status: Unsolved

Infinito is home recovering, Dorado is doing well, the barn is being repaired, and the horses have collectively requested that future disagreements be settled by eating grass in separate locations.

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06/13/2026

Update on Infinito

Warning: Disturbing images in the comments/photos for those who may be squeamish.

We are happy to report that Infinito did very well during surgery. The veterinary staff had nothing but wonderful things to say about him and repeatedly commented on what a well-behaved and gentlemanly stallion he is.

He was released from the hospital yesterday evening and is now back home, where he will begin the recovery process.

Over the next several weeks, he will be on daily medications, a soft mush diet, and will need his mouth flushed three times a day to help prevent infection. He will remain under close veterinary supervision throughout his recovery.

In approximately six weeks, he will have follow-up X-rays to evaluate his healing and determine if the wires can be removed.

We want to thank everyone for the prayers, well wishes, messages, and support during this difficult time. Your kindness means more to us than words can express. Please continue to keep Infinito in your thoughts as he begins the road to recovery.

Tim & Heather

06/12/2026

Infinito is heading to surgery. Prayers for our boy. He has been chilling in the stall, patiently waiting his turn. He said he is hungry though and he wishes it was over so he could eat.

06/11/2026

Today has been one of the hardest days we’ve faced at Smooth Moves Ranch.

Infinito somehow broke out of his stall, and Dorado jumped his gate to get to him. The two stallions fought, causing significant damage to the back barn before ending up in the round pen.

Dorado sustained several scrapes and cuts, but thankfully his injuries appear to be relatively minor. Unfortunately, Infinito was not as fortunate. He suffered a broken lower jaw and is now on his way to a veterinary surgeon for emergency treatment. Surgery will be required, along with extensive medical care and a long recovery process.

At the moment, our focus is getting him the help he needs. He is in a great deal of pain, but he has been medicated to keep him as comfortable as possible during the four-hour trip to the surgical facility.

This was completely unexpected and comes at a very difficult time, but our boy needs us, and we are doing everything we can for him.

Please keep Infinito in your thoughts and prayers tonight. We know he has a long road ahead, and we are hoping for the best possible outcome.

⚠️ Warning: The attached photos contain blood and images of his injury. If you are squeamish or sensitive to graphic veterinary injuries, please do not view them.

Thank you all for your continued love, prayers, and support.

— Tim & Heather, Smooth Moves Ranch

06/10/2026

Good morning!!! May today bring you joy, peace, and abundant blessings!!

06/08/2026

Sabado says good morning

06/08/2026

Thank you for all the prayers and positive vibes. We know we will get through this and we will get back to our normal routine and get back to working on the Wellness Center to help those in need.

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