Cow Creek Taxidermy and Game Processing

08/28/2026

08/24/2026

The Eland is the world's largest antelope. Native to the plains and savannas of eastern and southern Africa, males can reach up to 2,000lbs, while females can reach 1,300lbs. Both can grow tightly spirlaed horns. They can also jump up to 5-8 ft from a standstill. Eland meat is considered some of the finest table fare in all of wild game,
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We recently had the opportunity & great honor of preserving the memory of this majestic Eland Bull, as well as professionally process the meat, at our one-stop shop.

08/21/2026

Ol' Pablo'd be Proud as a Peacock. And no, Chicken Little, that's NOT the sky that's falling, that's a Big-Ass Live Oak limb, broke off and go KA-BOOM, right on that old "Rusty Barbed Wire-netting" fence, Ol' Pablo hisself put up probably ever bit of 60-70 years ago. 'Fore he cashed out, showed his nephew a few tricks about Fence-Mending. Oh, BTW,
Happy Birthday Pablo. Aug. 21, 1921.

08/18/2026

08/14/2026

Thick Skin was the only requirement for the Birthday-Boy-Bash (It didn't hurt he had a thick-skull too.)
The Ch*****ne and Caviar had to be put on backorder, so we broke out the Chili and Beans.
Roast probably would've been more appropriate as to when those present were asked to say somethin' about Meathead...that's when it turned into a Roast.
To end the festivities, many in attendance began to shout, "Speech, Speech." After a brief pause, and a moment of silence, that gripped the nation;
Meathead began....OMG, so eloquently. 'Golden Throat' spoke for hours and hours, with an audience that was on edge, with every word that 'sprouted' forth from those perfect shaped lips.
When it had culminated, there was not a dry-eye in the house. It started with one, then two, then hundreds upon hundreds of candles being lit, begging like a dog for a bone.
But it was over.
Just like that.
And they all lived happily after.
The End.

08/12/2026

08/07/2026

08/05/2026

08/05/2026

Are you suffering from; No Ass-A-Tall?
2. Have you been diagnosed with; Bullfrog-Butt?
3. When you turn sideways, do people think that's a bump on your back, when actually, it's your caboose?
4. If you've Never asked the question, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Then you NEED a little tail!
Deer Tail Key Chains.
Who could ask for anymore.