Humboldt Poo Patrol

06/20/2026

🤔 Fun Fact:

The average person spends more time avoiding dog p**p in the yard than they do actually picking it up. 😂

That's where I come in.

🐾 Weekly Service
🐾 Bi-Weekly Service
🐾 One-Time Cleanups

Humboldt Poo Patrol

We Handle the Dirty Work.
💩 Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819

06/19/2026

🐕 Fun Fact:

Most dogs don't care if the yard is clean.

Most humans do.

Especially right after stepping in something barefoot. 💀😂

🐾 Weekly Service
🐾 Bi-Weekly Service
🐾 One-Time Cleanups

Humboldt Poo Patrol

We Handle the Dirty Work.
💩 Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819

06/18/2026

😲 Fun Fact:

A single pile of dog p**p can take months to fully break down.

Months.

Your lawn shouldn't need a long-term roommate. 💩😂

🐾 Weekly Service
🐾 Bi-Weekly Service
🐾 One-Time Cleanups

Humboldt Poo Patrol

We Handle the Dirty Work.
💩 Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819

06/17/2026

🤯 Fun Fact:

Dog waste isn't fertilizer.

I know... the grass would probably like us to believe otherwise. 😂

But dog waste can actually carry bacteria and parasites that can affect people, pets, and local waterways.

That's one reason regular cleanup matters. 🐾

🐾 Weekly Service
🐾 Bi-Weekly Service
🐾 One-Time Cleanups

Humboldt Poo Patrol

We Handle the Dirty Work.
💩 Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819

06/16/2026

🤯 Fun Fact:

The average dog produces about 275 pounds of p**p every year.

One dog!

One year!😳

Luckily, that's my problem, not yours.

🐾 Weekly Service
🐾 Bi-Weekly Service
🐾 One-Time Cleanups

Humboldt Poo Patrol

We Handle the Dirty Work.
💩 Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819

06/16/2026

🇺🇸 4th of July Reminder! 🇺🇸

You can scrub the grill!
You can buy the burgers!
You can stock the cooler!

But if your dog has been hiding little surprises in the yard for the last month... we should probably talk. 💩😂

Get your yard cleaned before friends and family show up for the holiday.

📅I will be unavailable July 3rd–5th, so if you'd like your yard cleaned before friends and family arrive, now is the time to get on the schedule.

🐾 One-Time Cleanups
🐾 Weekly & Bi-Weekly Service

✅ Free Quotes
✅ No Contracts
✅ No Deposit
✅ Pay After Service
✅ Text Before Arrival

⚠️ First visits may be priced as an initial cleanup depending on buildup.

🎖️ 10% Off for Seniors, Veterans, and Active Military

Humboldt Poo Patrol
We Handle the Dirty Work.
Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

📞 707-954-2819
Or send me a message 👍

06/15/2026

😁🌈

Continuing our celebration of local Q***r owned businesses….

Yesterday we shared a Q***r local business that’s been around for 40 years, and today we are sharing a brand new one:

Humboldt Poo Patrol provides pet waste removal and farm cleanup services throughout Humboldt County, including horse stables, paddocks, chicken coops, goat and pig pens and other hands on chores that help keep animal spaces clean and healthy. 🌈

Check out the page for Humboldt Poo Patrol and support local Q***r businesses!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577875501998&mibextid=ZbWKwL

06/15/2026

🌈 A huge thank you to Q***r Humboldt for featuring Humboldt Poo Patrol! I'm incredibly grateful for the support and for everyone who has checked out the page, followed, shared or reached out.

Humboldt Poo Patrol is locally owned and operated and I'm working hard to build a reputation for being reliable, affordable and easy to work with.
🐾 Dog waste cleanup
🐴 Horse stall & paddock cleaning
🐐 Livestock and animal area cleanup
✔ No deposits
✔ Pay after service
✔ Text before arrival
✔ Weekly, bi-weekly or one-time cleanups

Thank you for helping a small local business grow. Every share, recommendation and referral helps more than you know. ❤️

If you know someone who could use dog waste cleanup, horse stalls, paddocks or livestock area cleanup, I'd truly appreciate you sending them my way.

04/22/2026

Just got my business cards in 👍

Feels good finally having everything come together
Between finishing up school and getting ready to graduate on May 16th, and building this at the same time… it’s been busy, but in a good way 💪

I’ll be leaving these around locally and with customers as I get going

If you see one or know someone who could use a yard cleanup, feel free to pass it along 👍

Humboldt Poo Patrol
We Handle the Dirty Work.
Keeping Humboldt Yards Clean on Doody.

• One-time cleanups
• Weekly & bi-weekly service
• No contracts
• No deposit
• Pay after service
• Text or call before arrival

👉 First visit may be priced as an initial cleanup depending on buildup I’ll always let you know before starting

📍 Full pricing is pinned at the top of my page

🎉 Free deodorizing for new customers

🇺🇸 10% off for seniors, veterans, and active military
📞 707-954-2819
Message me anytime 👍