10/14/2026
Meet Bradley (sound up), our very own Katy Dothard’s official WFH supervisor, hard at work as usual. While the rest of us are typing up reports and answering emails, Bradley’s primary duties consist of:
-Providing aggressive, deep-sleep sound effects during critical calls
-Demonstrating peak office productivity by remaining completely unconscious until lunch
-Serving as a living, snoring white-noise machine for the entire desk setup