Screaming Goat Funny Farm, LLC

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Screaming Goat Funny Farm, LLC A one-of-a-kind farm where you can cuddle Highland cows, love on pigs and goats, and enjoy peaceful animal experiences.
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Open by appointment only or book a night on the farm. Follow for public events, private visits, and all the Funny Farm fun!

The view from my work window makes me smile 😊 🐴
10/23/2026

The view from my work window makes me smile 😊 🐴

10/23/2026

Here’s what I have left!

One variety box -$26
Three Oreo - $6.50 each
One Birthday Cake - $6.50

Come get a sweet treat for completing another week!

Unfortunately I will have to start posting names of people with outstanding party balances. On the bright side, I’m no l...
10/22/2026

Unfortunately I will have to start posting names of people with outstanding party balances. On the bright side, I’m no longer naive. You will have to have a card on file to book anything 😘

10/21/2026
I have fought the urge to try a lot of the stuff in the shop, but Biggie and I had to try the honey cream soda. It was d...
10/21/2026

I have fought the urge to try a lot of the stuff in the shop, but Biggie and I had to try the honey cream soda. It was delicious and I didn’t share as much with Biggy as he would’ve liked.

Nothing to see… just a beautiful morning 🥰
10/21/2026

Nothing to see… just a beautiful morning 🥰

🐮🍼 **GOLDIE’S BABY WATCH GIVEAWAY!** 🍼🐮Goldie is due **October 30**, but babies have their own schedules! When do YOU th...
10/20/2026

🐮🍼 **GOLDIE’S BABY WATCH GIVEAWAY!** 🍼🐮

Goldie is due **October 30**, but babies have their own schedules! When do YOU think her little one will arrive? 💛

To enter, comment with:
📅 Your guess for the birth date
⏰ Your guess for the time—including AM or PM!

🎄 **The closest guess wins tickets to our Cocoa, Cookies & Cows Christmas event!** The winner can choose **December 21, 22, or 23, from 11 a.m.–2 p.m.**

One guess per person. Guesses close **October 25 at 8 p.m. Central Time**, or when Goldie goes into labor—whichever comes first. Closest guess by date and time wins! If there’s a tie, the earliest comment with the winning guess wins.

Will she deliver early, right on time, or keep us all waiting? Drop your guess below! 👇🐮💛

10/19/2026

Lulu is fine. She had the zoomies this morning

Address

FM 1123
Belton, TX
76513

Telephone

+12546749379

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