10/05/2026
🚨 MONDAY MORNING REPORT FROM OFFICE SUPERVISOR GUY 🚨
Well. I have overheard something VERY concerning this morning. 👀🐾
Apparently, one of my minions has been watching cat show videos and has decided she wants to “practice” with me. 😳
EXCUSE ME?! Practice WHAT, exactly?! 😾
I would like to remind everyone that I am already a highly trained, award-winning professional office supervisor. I do not need practice. I need snacks, admiration, and uninterrupted access to my favorite chair.
If she thinks she’s going to turn me into some fancy show cat, she has another thing coming. I have spent YEARS perfecting my technique of dramatic staring, excessive lounging, selective listening, and judging everyone from across the room.
However… if there are treats involved, I may be willing to attend one training session.
Monday is already suspicious. 😼☕️🐾
— Guy
Office Supervisor & Apparently Now a Cat Show Candidate