The Kalamazoo Poo Crew LLC

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The Kalamazoo Poo Crew LLC The premiere pet waste management service in Kalamazoo County. Keeping pets and their owners happy since 2012!

My good friend Dr. Ian Malcolm just can't believe how cost effective and efficient we are here at The Kalamazoo Poo Crew...
10/22/2026

My good friend Dr. Ian Malcolm just can't believe how cost effective and efficient we are here at The Kalamazoo Poo Crew! He also is not so sure about our poor photo-shopping but ehhhhh let's not worry about that!

Here at The Kalamazoo Poo Crew, we don't like AI slop, dinosaur slop, or doggy slop! I also don't like how the prices for absolutely everything keeps going up so I am dedicated to keeping my rates the same they have been since 2019.

Call us today at 1.855.KZO.CREW and see why hundreds of customers use our service! We care about your dogs, your yards, and your wallet.

This may come as a surprise to you, but no AI was used in this drawing!! I am no artist, but I like to get into my daugh...
10/13/2026

This may come as a surprise to you, but no AI was used in this drawing!! I am no artist, but I like to get into my daughters supplies and doodle on occasion!

Give me a call or message today! We offer thorough, detail oriented service at a price that anyone can afford. Family run, family operated, local small business, looking forward to taking care of your pet waste needs! Servicing yards all year in all seasons!

Servicing your yards since 2012, The Kalamazoo Poo Crew is #1 at #2!!

Give us a shout today!
1.855.KZO.CREW
[email protected]
www.thekalamazoopoocrew.com

🏴‍☠️ **AHOY, MATEYS!** 🏴‍☠️Captain Lestat is lookin’ for some **B***Y!**Is yer **P**P DECK** piled higher than the crow’...
09/19/2026

🏴‍☠️ **AHOY, MATEYS!** 🏴‍☠️

Captain Lestat is lookin’ for some **B***Y!**

Is yer **P**P DECK** piled higher than the crow’s nest? 🏴‍☠️

Fear not, ye filthy scallywags!
The Kalamazoo Poo Crew will plunder that b***y and leave yer deck shipshape! ⚓💩

**We find the b***y. We clean the p**p deck.**
**ARRR you ready to sail p**p-free?**

🏴‍☠️💩 **The Kalamazoo Poo Crew** 💩🏴‍☠️
1.855.KZO.CREW

We gots thar best rates in all the seven seas!!! Yarrrrr!!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
...............ARRRRRRRRRRR-F

07/19/2026

It is with broken hearts that we share the unexpected passing of our beloved team member, Bailey.

Bailey was unapologetically herself. She was quiet, a bit of an introvert, and she would probably be the first to admit that "people weren't really her thing." But those of us who had the privilege of knowing her also knew how funny, loyal, genuine, and kind she truly was. She had a wonderful sense of humor, a big heart, and touched our lives in ways that words can hardly express.

Bailey wasn't someone who sought the spotlight, but she left a lasting mark on everyone lucky enough to know her. She was an important part of our team, and our workplace will never be the same without her.

We know many of you had the chance to meet Bailey over the years, and we wanted to share this heartbreaking news with our community. We are grateful for the time we had with her and for the memories she'll always leave us with.

Please keep Bailey's family, friends, and everyone here who loved her in your thoughts. We will miss her deeply, remember her often, and always be thankful that she was part of our lives.

Rest easy, Bailey. You were loved more than you probably realized, and you will never be forgotten.

Ahhhh yes, nothing beats working outside in a perpetual bonfire. We were already playing it safe from the heat, but this...
07/16/2026

Ahhhh yes, nothing beats working outside in a perpetual bonfire. We were already playing it safe from the heat, but this air quality is so poor that routes will be cut even more this week in order to keep our scoopers safe.

I apologize for any inconvenience but safety first! We will make up that work next week when it isn't fire and brimstone!

Stay safe out there you fine denizens of Kalamazoo!!

It's hot out there! Be safe and stay hydrated! Due to the high heat index we will be playing it safe this week. We will ...
07/14/2026

It's hot out there! Be safe and stay hydrated! Due to the high heat index we will be playing it safe this week. We will try to get to everyone on your scheduled day but we will most likely have to bump some yards so that our service techs can stay out of the hotter parts of the day.

Thank you and have a wonderful week!!

Did you all see those daredevils that climbed to the top of The Empire State building yesterday?! Crazy that they wanted...
07/02/2026

Did you all see those daredevils that climbed to the top of The Empire State building yesterday?! Crazy that they wanted to spread the word about little ol us!! Especially because we sure as heck don't service New York!.... yet!...

In case you haven't heard, we offer the best rates and best service in town starting at just $15 per week for the first 3 dogs! Give us a holler and get your lawn poo free today!

1.855.KZO.CREW

The Kalamazoo Poo Crew is once again proud to be a sponsor for The Kalamazoo Humane Society and their free summer concer...
06/18/2026

The Kalamazoo Poo Crew is once again proud to be a sponsor for The Kalamazoo Humane Society and their free summer concert series Wagging Through Summer!

A free concert every Thursday throughout summer! Music, food, drinks, and dogs! What more could you want?!?!

Bring your family, furry members included, and come listen to fantasic local artists out on the lawn of The Kalamazoo Humane Society!

Hope to see you there at 6pm tonight!

The secret is out!!At The Kalamazoo Poo Crew, we proudly take crap from everyone — so you don’t have to. We handle the d...
05/15/2026

The secret is out!!

At The Kalamazoo Poo Crew, we proudly take crap from everyone — so you don’t have to. We handle the dirty work with reliable service, simple scheduling, and the lowest pricing in town, leaving you with a clean yard, happy dogs, and one less p**py chore to worry about.

Send us a message today to see what we can doo for you!

Happy Mother's Day to all you fantastic moms out there! Whether a dog mom, human mom, or a whatever mom, we wouldn't be ...
05/10/2026

Happy Mother's Day to all you fantastic moms out there! Whether a dog mom, human mom, or a whatever mom, we wouldn't be here without you. We appreciate all you moms out there and wish you all to have the happiest, bestest, most wonderfulest day ever!!

"Woof" -Lestat, resident doberman (Poo Crew CEO)

Address

260 HOLLY Road
Battle Creek, MI
49017

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+18555962739

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