07/28/2026
Cricket's Corner: It's Been a While...
Yes, I'm aware.
Apparently some of you have been asking, "Where's Cricket?"
First of all... I'm flattered.
Second... I haven't been missing. I've been busy.
Busy supervising.
Busy judging.
Busy making sure the clinic plants don't get too comfortable.
I've completed 37 surprise inspections, interrupted 14 staff meetings simply by existing, and stared down approximately 126 dogs. Most of them blinked first.
Crystal insists I've been "sleeping."
I prefer the term strategic energy conservation.
To everyone who thought I'd retired...
Please.
A CEO doesn't retire.
She simply allows her employees the illusion of independence.
Now, tell me...
Who's been the goodest patient while I've been busy running this establishment?
Nominate your pet below. I may or may not approve.
—Cricket, CEO of Mayhem & Mischief