08/26/2026
🐾 HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! 🐾
In honor of the holiday, I think we need to conduct some very important scientific research. 😂
Tell me which one lives in your house:
🐶 The Velcro Dog — hasn’t let you p*e alone since 2017
🍗 The Starving Dog — ate 14 minutes ago, currently near death
🧦 The Thief — socks, underwear, paper towels… nothing is safe
👀 The Neighborhood Watch — professionally monitors every person, squirrel & Amazon driver
🛏️ The Bed Hog — weighs 12 pounds, somehow requires 87% of a king-size bed
🎾 The Addict — BALL. BALL. BALL. BALL. BALL.
💨 The Crop Duster — walks into the room, commits a crime & leaves
👑 The Boss — you technically own the house, but we all know that’s a lie
😇 The Angel — has never done anything wrong in their entire life and WILL be defended in court
Drop a picture of your dog in the comments and tell me which one you’ve got! 😂👇
And if none of these fit, tell me what category YOUR dog deserves.
Happy National Dog Day to all my Happy Dog Day Spa dogs — the good, the naughty, the dramatic, the hairy and the ones who act like I’ve personally betrayed them when I touch their feet. 😂❤️🐾
One family at a time. Always.