Calamity K9 Training

04/16/2026

LB is staying with us this week, and is learning how to be a swamp creature 🥰

04/03/2026

March & April Update!

Leaf and I earned our Land - Human Remains Detection certification in March, and attended a Historical Human Remains Detection seminar in TN a week later. We are both exhausted but very happy with how everything went! 🥳

So far, April seems to be a travel-free month for us; meaning we are back to scheduling training sessions like normal.

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12/29/2025

Leaf is running the latest firmware update: Do Not Eat the Cat v3.1. She is excelling despite the fact that Kiwi is essentially a sentient and appetizing roomba.

12/28/2025

Andie is a field line lab, which means she is down to play fetch whenever, with whatever. Including the ChuckIt stick. 😂

12/25/2025

Happy holidays! Sometimes your sister gets a present and you have to wait. (Okkoto is mentally playing "In the Arms of an Angel right now).

12/22/2025

Leaf has not always settled like a pro. She's always had a nice "on" switch, and a good "idle" switch, but we had to build her "off" switch. She would catch herself nodding off and stay awake as long as she could. At one point we even thought she was having neurological problems - nope. Just FOMO. 🤦‍♂️ I swear our vet thought we were idiots. Nope, just anxious 🫠We were so happy the first time she fell asleep for real.

12/19/2025

As far as Leaf is concerned, the world is her enrichment toy.

12/17/2025

Okkoto is a showline German Shepherd. He was bred to be pretty. He is really good at being pretty.

12/15/2025

When you live on a farm, you need to be ready for pony antics 🤦‍♂️

12/14/2025

Leaf is my smartest dog 🥰

12/11/2025

Leaf has two main hobbies: violence, and destruction. If we feed her hobbies responsibly, she is way less likely to act on her ✨ dark urges ✨ with our furniture, clothing, wildlife, and other pets. Malinois problems 🤷‍♂️