Professional Lizard Impersonator

02/09/2024

I feel that Facebook is missing the point of this page and I shall not be bowing to pressure from the corporate overlords

13/09/2022

Lizards... I got lizards on my mind and my mind on the lizards

21/04/2022

Book now, book often, book early!

For lizard impersonations and stuff.

03/08/2021

We're still open. Lizards are immune to Covid.

20/11/2020

No duh... Covids bruh, life is tough out there for a lizard impersonator. Even a professional one.

02/09/2020

Well it looks like I'm gonna have to close my Professional Lizard Impersonating business -- and it's not because of the appalling and complete and utter lack of effort on my part either.

Bastard Covid. :/

04/09/2019

So literally no one has booked a Professional Lizard Impersonation. Ever. Which is probably a good thing, I couldn’t be arsed doing it anyway.

/lizard mode

12/06/2019

June Special!

This month only: two-for-one deal on lizard impersonations. Order a gecko get a free anole thrown in!!

23/03/2019

Lizard Update #23: Zzzzzz

08/02/2019

15/11/2018

Jim Morrison claimed he was the Lizard King and he was lauded for his music and poetry. I do it and suddenly people start talking about 'mental health'!? 😕