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The Clueless Farmer We plant, we wait, and somehow, things grow.

From our small farm to your big appetiteβ€”fresh, simple, real. οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½


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πŸ’š SOUR CREAM & CHIVES πŸ’šCreamy. Savory. Crunchy. 🀀One bite is never enough! 🍌✨Available in 50g, 80g & 100g packs.πŸ“© Messag...
29/09/2026

πŸ’š SOUR CREAM & CHIVES πŸ’š

Creamy. Savory. Crunchy. 🀀
One bite is never enough! 🍌✨

Available in 50g, 80g & 100g packs.

πŸ“© Message us to order!
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🍌🀎 TURON TEMPTATION BANANA CHIPS 🀎🍌Craving that classic Pinoy turon flavor? Now you can enjoy it in every crispy, crunch...
16/09/2026

🍌🀎 TURON TEMPTATION BANANA CHIPS 🀎🍌

Craving that classic Pinoy turon flavor? Now you can enjoy it in every crispy, crunchy bite! πŸ˜‹

✨ Sweet & flavorful
✨ Crispy banana chips
✨ Perfect for merienda, movie nights, or pasalubong

One pack won’t be enough! 🀎

πŸ›’ Turon Temptation is available now!
πŸ“© Send us a DM to order.

🍌 AVAILABLE TODAY! 🍌Fresh batch of The Clueless Farmer Banana Chips πŸ˜‹πŸ₯› Sour Cream & Chives β€” 9 pcsπŸ”₯ BBQ Blaze β€” 6 pcs🍯 T...
14/09/2026

🍌 AVAILABLE TODAY! 🍌

Fresh batch of The Clueless Farmer Banana Chips πŸ˜‹

πŸ₯› Sour Cream & Chives β€” 9 pcs
πŸ”₯ BBQ Blaze β€” 6 pcs
🍯 Turon Temptation β€” 2 pcs

Any takers? πŸ‘€ First come, first served!

✨ Cinnamon & Cheese not available today, but you can place your order and we’ll make them fresh for you! πŸ’›

πŸ“© Send us a DM to order!

🍌 CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR! 🀀πŸ”₯Sour Cream β€’ Turon β€’ BBQ β€’ CheeseOrder now! πŸ“©πŸŒ
10/09/2026

🍌 CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR! 🀀πŸ”₯

Sour Cream β€’ Turon β€’ BBQ β€’ Cheese

Order now! πŸ“©πŸŒ

🍌✨ Sweet, crunchy, and dusted with cinnamon!Our Cinnamon Sweetie Banana Chips are the perfect little snack when you’re c...
03/09/2026

🍌✨ Sweet, crunchy, and dusted with cinnamon!

Our Cinnamon Sweetie Banana Chips are the perfect little snack when you’re craving something sweet and crispy. 🀎

One bite… and you’ll want another! πŸ˜‹

πŸ“© Message us to order!

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πŸ”₯ BBQ BLAZE BANANA CHIPS πŸ”₯Sweet. Smoky. Savory. Sarap ulit-ulitin! 🍌🀀Available in 50g, 80g & 100g packs.πŸ“© Message us to ...
01/09/2026

πŸ”₯ BBQ BLAZE BANANA CHIPS πŸ”₯

Sweet. Smoky. Savory. Sarap ulit-ulitin! 🍌🀀

Available in 50g, 80g & 100g packs.
πŸ“© Message us to order yours!

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Warning: One pack is never enough! πŸ˜‚πŸŒAvailable in 50g, 80g & 100g β€” grab yours na! πŸ˜‹βœ¨
31/08/2026

Warning: One pack is never enough! πŸ˜‚πŸŒ
Available in 50g, 80g & 100g β€” grab yours na! πŸ˜‹βœ¨

28/08/2026

πŸŒπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Homemade. Pinoy. Crunchy. Masarap. πŸ˜‹
Perfect pang-meryenda, pang-share… pero okay lang kung ikaw lang! πŸ˜‚

πŸ“© To order, please message us!

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Fresh batch is SOLD! 🍌✨Our banana chips are now bound for Cebu! πŸ“¦βœˆοΈThank you so much for the love and support! ❀️Cebu, g...
25/08/2026

Fresh batch is SOLD! 🍌✨

Our banana chips are now bound for Cebu! πŸ“¦βœˆοΈ
Thank you so much for the love and support! ❀️

Cebu, get ready for some crunchy goodness! πŸ˜‹πŸŒ
Order yours now and get your crunchy fix! πŸŒπŸ’›

🍌 OUR BANANA CHIPS ARE BACK! 🍌Your favorite crunchy treats are back! 😍✨Available flavors:πŸ‚ Cinnamon🍌 TuronπŸ₯› Sour CreamπŸ”₯ ...
24/08/2026

🍌 OUR BANANA CHIPS ARE BACK! 🍌

Your favorite crunchy treats are back! 😍✨

Available flavors:
πŸ‚ Cinnamon
🍌 Turon
πŸ₯› Sour Cream
πŸ”₯ BBQ
πŸ§€ Cheese

100g pack β€” only β‚±90! πŸŽ‰

Perfect for snacking, sharing, or pasalubong! 🀎

πŸ“© Place your orders now! Limited stocks available! πŸ›’

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