06/10/2026
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Hello Club K9 Family yesterday we had a small incident........ One of our Interning puppies who has been granted name suppression for safety reasons decided to rebel against management.
Eye witnesses who choose to remain anonymous have said during the incident the intern could be heard borking such comments as
"their intern treato allowance is slave labour"
"We must demand more snackcos or they will never learn"
Due to their beliefs and the hightened emotions around lunchtime protocols the intern has taken matters into their own paws by eatting the work phone in protest.
Although we understand the needs of interns and respect their right to challenge Managements views this has left us without a working phone!
We are working on getting a new one as soon as possible in the mean time you can get in contact with us via email or in person. Alternatively you can contact Alarna or Toni directly for any urgent matters or requests.
Kind regards the Club K9 team
P.S: to avoid future incidents management agreed to increase the intern treato allowance by a wopping 50% (they dont know we just cut all the treats in half do they??)
