26/08/2026
🎉 ONE EPIC FIRST YEAR… 🐴✨
It’s been a BIG 12 months since The Cleanest Horse opened its doors—and its website! 👩💻
In that time, we’ve:
🧴 Sold a whopping 352 litres of shampoo
🖤 Sent out 120 bottles of hoof black
☔ Covered New Zealand in Horseware Ireland rugs, from Northland to Northern Southland and everywhere in between
🤍 🤎 Adopted one small emotional-support pinto, and become huge fans of one much larger one. We’ll forgive him for not liking the rain…
🛍️ Taken our shop-in-a-horse-float to three epic events, with three more already planned for spring
🐴 Sold more false tails than anyone probably cares to admit, both here and across the ditch. Tails so good nobody needs to know they’re falsies…
👖 Sold so many pairs of two-tone BARE tights that the RAS got its knickers in a knot
🌧️ Taken Dannevirke Showing champs by storm, in an actual storm, with our shopping, hilarity and banter (came away with a swag of ribbons too 🎀
And somehow turned one wee brown Thoroughbred into a full-blown community horse.🤎🫏
One horse. Three ways. 🫣😂
Fair to say, these are all milestones in one pretty epic first year!👏
⏳️Now spring show season is coming, we want to make sure you’re ready to put your best hoof forward, rather than being left floundering in the last of the winter mud.
📆 Every Sunday night, we’ll be sharing the products we genuinely use, the tricks we’ve learnt and the advice we wish someone had shared with us.
Rug rubs, spring coats, white socks, tack care, plaits, false tails, show-day shine and float-packing madness, we’ve got you.
First up this Sunday:
👋 BANISH THE BALD BITS
No gatekeeping. No high horses. Just well-presented ones.
📩 Make sure you’re on our email list:
www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz
From paddock to podium, we’re helping keep standards, not secrets🤫.
