The Cleanest Horse

The Cleanest Horse The Cleanest Horse 🐴🧼
We’re a NZ-based duo bringing tidy turnout to a new level. From paddock to podium, we’ve got your back 💫.

No fluff, just tried-and-true grooming + turnout gear that works
For every rider every day.

08/06/2026

🚙 SOUTH ISLAND DELIVERY RUN 🚙

Lisa is heading south later this week and, surprisingly, the Prado still has room in it... 👀

So if you've been:

✨ Manifesting a mounting block
✨ Requiring a Millenia rake
✨ Fixated on a feed bin
✨ Needing a new rug
✨ Or have a bulky item sitting in your cart because the freight quote made you quietly close the browser 🫣

Now is your chance.

📍 Route:

Blenheim ➡️ Christchurch ➡️ Oamaru ➡️ Kurow ➡️ Geraldine ➡️ Methven ➡️ Amberley ➡️ Blenheim

If you're anywhere along the route (or nearby), flick us a message and we'll see what we can squeeze in.

The Prado has plenty of space and... Lisa doesn't like to travel light anyway. 🤣

📦 Save on bulky freight
🐴 Horse people helping horse people
🦊 Local delivery vibes

Don't be shy. If it's been sitting in your cart waiting for a freight miracle, this could be it.

🩷💛💜🚙📦

06/06/2026

There hasn't been much riding happening in lately... 🌧️

Between the rain and Sally being run off her feet with other projects 🦊🚜👬, poor old Mule is starting to think he's retired and orphaned. 😂🫏

What has been getting a workout though? The Bare Compression Socks.🦵🧦

They've had an absolute thrashing:
✔️ Chasing boys on motorbikes
✔️ In gumboots
✔️ In sneakers
✔️ Even with RMs and a dress (don't judge 😆)

Not gonna lie, we were a bit sceptical about the hype...

But they absolutely live up to it.

Comfy, supportive, just the right amount of compression, and they genuinely help keep you on your feet longer when life gets a bit chaotic.

Turns out they're not just for riding. 🤷‍♀️

🛒 Shop them here: ⁠https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/search?q=socks&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

✂️ RESTOCK ALERT ✂️The Hairy Pony shelves are looking healthy again... for now 👀Fresh stock has arrived, including the l...
04/06/2026

✂️ RESTOCK ALERT ✂️

The Hairy Pony shelves are looking healthy again... for now 👀

Fresh stock has arrived, including the legendary Tail Trimming Scissors that never seem to stay on the shelf for long.

🤔 Lisa is convinced Sally has been repurposing them as sewing scissors and disguising it as "inventory shrinkage." 🦊🧵✂️

Back in stock:

🩷 Tail Trimming Scissors
💛Body Brushes
💜Natural Shampoos
🩷 Hair Repair Treatments
💛Shampoo Bars

If you've been waiting for scissors, don't muck around. Between horse owners and suspiciously well-equipped sewing rooms, they won't be hanging around for long. 😂

🛒 Available now at The Cleanest Horse

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💙 Budget-friendly without looking budget 👌The Cavallino Detach-A-Neck Turnout Rug is a bit of a mythical unicorn of rugs...
25/05/2026

💙 Budget-friendly without looking budget 👌

The Cavallino Detach-A-Neck Turnout Rug is a bit of a mythical unicorn of rugs… packed full of features, smart-looking AND at a price point that won’t completely blow the budget 🙌

If you’re anything like us and absolutely HATE wildly patterned rugs with a vengeance… No horse needs to look like a kaleidoscope covered in 🦄 or worse still 🍆😂… then this one’s for you.

✔ Waterproof & breathable
✔ Detach-a-neck design
✔ ManeRelief technology
✔ Smart practical fit
✔ 50g • 100g • 220g options
✔ 3 YEAR WARRANTY

All the features we LOVE from the premium Horseware Ireland-style rugs… but at a much friendlier NZ price point 💙

No unicorn 🦄💥 explosions.
No geometric 🔷🔶🔺 fever dreams.
No random 🍆 prints.

Just a smart-looking navy rug that actually does the job 🐴👏

📦 Available to order in all sizes
⏰ Approx 1 week lead time

Shop here 👉 https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/products/cavallino-detach-a-neck-turnout-rug

19/05/2026

While one of us has been busy making reels of fat hairy ponies… 🐴🫣

the other has been unpacking the BARE restock 📦✨

Kids plain + 2-tone competition tights are BACK, along with the everyday black & navy riding tights 🙌

And just quietly… size 12/14 is absolutely flying out the door lately 👀

We can barely keep them on the shelves.

So if your small human has suddenly sprouted legs overnight, now’s your chance 😂🧽

Another day, another mountain of green bags arriving at TCH 💚📦🐴The Horseware Ireland restock has landed and honestly… wi...
18/05/2026

Another day, another mountain of green bags arriving at TCH 💚📦🐴

The Horseware Ireland restock has landed and honestly… winter rug season is in FULL swing around here ❄️🇮🇪

Turnouts, liners, stable rugs and cotton rugs and all the practical bits your horse destroys exactly when you need them most 😅

Just a reminder: ✔️ Afterpay available ✔️ We’re happy to order in styles/sizes we don’t have on the shelf ✔️ Local pickup + NZ wide shipping ✔️ Friendly enabling from at absolutely no extra charge 😉

If your current rug situation is looking a bit held together by hope and fillet string… now’s probably the time to act before winter really drops 👀

🌐Flick us a message or trot on over to the website

🐴✨ Taa daa… and just like that, it’s EVENTING SEASON.Will your gear survive the gear check? 👀From bridles, studs and sti...
17/05/2026

🐴✨ Taa daa… and just like that, it’s EVENTING SEASON.

Will your gear survive the gear check? 👀

From bridles, studs and stirrup leathers to fluffy girths, boots and saddle pads to level up your cross country colour game… has you covered.

Nothing says “serious event rider” quite like panic-buying studs the night before dressage starts 😌💅

Whether you’re aiming for podiums or just trying to get out of the start box, we’ve got the goodies ready to go.

📍Shop online
📦 NZ wide overnight shipping
💬 Flick us a message if you need help matching your kit

🩷💜💛 Here’s to the Mums. 💛💜🩷The Pony Club mums.The Dressage Diva mums.The A&P show mums.The Hunting, Jumping, Eventing mu...
09/05/2026

🩷💜💛 Here’s to the Mums. 💛💜🩷

The Pony Club mums.
The Dressage Diva mums.
The A&P show mums.
The Hunting, Jumping, Eventing mums...

The “I’ll just quickly wash the pony” mums… 3 hours later 😅

The ones up at 4am plaiting by headlamp.
The ones wiping boots while their coffee goes cold.
The ones jogging endless circles on the end of the lead rein in loafers that seemed like a sensible choice at 5am 😂

The mums who work/wash their own horse last… and somehow still pull it together🙌 ✨

The non-horsey mums who somehow became horse mums anyway… always one page ahead in the Pony Club manual, learning the rules, packing the float and pretending they absolutely understood what a “working hunter' really is judged on 🫣💛

The mums who gave up weekends, sleep, clean vehicles and probably their mainicure somewhere around the warm-up ring in the name of last minute hoof black touch ups .💅

The mums who became second mums to everyone else’s kids too 💜

We see you horse mums 🫶

We salute you.

Happy Mother’s Day from Lisa and Sally at The Cleanest Horse 🧼🫧🧴🦄

(P.S. Because we adore this wee team… you can use code TUSHA10 online for a cheeky wee saving too ✨)

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