Sexy Beasts Petwear

29/03/2026

Gosh I have the best daughter in the world and she’s my favourite child x

26/03/2026

26/03/2026

Meet IVY & MAGGIE!

Check out these adorable girls rocking fresh-off-the-machine jackets in brand new lines! We've added 5 new sizes to ensure the perfect fit for every pup. Say hello to our midi sizes, ideal for in-between sizes, with options for standard and larger necks to suit breeds like Kelpies, Spaniels, Staffys, and Bulldogs. Plus, our long and lean friends, like GSP, Visla, and Greyhounds, will love our range of colours. Choose from Velcro or rib neck options. And, tiny pups, rejoice! Our XXSMALL jackets are perfect for Chihuahuas, Griffons, and more!

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02/12/2025

First post in ages! Crazy busy in our neck of the woods, vege garden prep time
Fergus found out the very hard way snacking on and rolling in horsesh*t won’t make you any friends or gain you any favours
I fact what it gets you is an unplanned afternoon bath time…….

28/09/2025

Happy Daylight Savings

F***y says happy daylight savings from her pillow fort.
Every. Single. Day. She trashes my side of the bed….

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19/09/2025

LAMB SPAM!

We have a few acres & it’s time for lambs.
We’ve turned the front lawn into a maternity ward for the sheep so every time I go in the front porch I end up spending way too much time watching these little guys.
Before I started making dog jackets I was whipping up little lamb jackets to keep the early lambs warm and getting the Ag Day lambs looking stylish for pets day!
There’s 2 wee boys and 2 wee girls so far.

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11/08/2025

FERGUS PETER! (Because I’m told he should have a middle name)
The little dog I couldn’t imagine having after my wee Penny died.
Now I’m asking ‘him are you the cutest puppy in the pound?
If the pound had a personal jacket maker, exclusive beanbags, special food just for you……
He is the best personal stalker and rubbish bin knocker overer if he feels like he’s not receiving the appropriate amount of attention, so I thought I’d spam you some Fergie photos!

06/08/2025

This is Moose the very handsome boy.
His dad got in touch to order a raincoat and asked if I could put a patterned inside layer so he could reverse it if he needed to look flash at the pub!
Not a problem!







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28/07/2025

It’s too cold out there so Fergus has told me we have to take $10 off everything!!!!

Pop onto the website and get yourself a bargain!

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19/04/2025

Heading to the Māpua Easter Fair? Here’s your parking game plan:

Parking Spots + How to Get There:
- 40 Stafford Drive – free Park & Ride buses available (follow the signs!)
- Seaton Valley Road – 4WD access only and a 12-minute walk to the fair
- Māpua Wharf (Kite Park) – no park & ride here, but just a scenic 10-minute walk
- Māpua School carpark – about a 10-minute walk
- Plus street parking around the village (fills early – get in quick!)

The legends behind the scenes:
- AVADA Traffic will keep the flow going
- will be out there parking cars like absolute pros

Follow the signs, be patient, and enjoy the day – rain or shine!

17/04/2025

See you there!

RAIN OR SHINE… the Māpua Easter Fair is happening this Sunday!
And guess what? The weather forecast is looking better already — hallelujah!

The fair is still full steam ahead, and we’ll make any final weather-related calls by Friday if needed. But for now, it’s looking like the Easter magic will go ahead as planned!

Grab your gumboots (just in case), bring your best fair spirit, and we’ll see you Sunday!