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18/06/2026

PROBONO ADVICE- K**a wewe ni wa kutumia auto-likes, follow2follow ama bot-likes, by the end of December page yako itakuwa imeenda. Zagabaga hapendi competition! The end!

17/06/2026

The more you listen to Wakadinali, the more you realize they have no original sound! WEZI TU!

Bloga Flani claims this is THE MOST CLASSIC KENYAN RAP VERSE ever, And I agree with him!
🎵 Ati eh, niko club nimekaa bila taabu,
na jamaa anakatia dame wangu kwa sababu,
anapendanga ma-silver badala ya dhahabu,
ubaya mi wanga najam ka Mwarabu,
lakini mi hutoa stress na kalamu,
na-spit kwa mic na inatoka tu vitamu,
hii basi ni story ya dame wangu,
staki magazeti ziharibu game yangu.
nimekaa na kadame kangu kasupuu,
namroga tu na ma-styles zangu za voodoo,
na zilikuwa zina-flow tu k**a maji,
jamaa akakuja akamsalimia niaje,
ati sasa baby umepotea,
imekua siku nyingi hujatokea,
saa hizo mi na-wish tu angepotea,
akanisalimia hi na akaendelea, 🎵
🎶 USILETE COMPEEEEEE 🎶
By the way, WAKADINALI COPIED this flow in 🎶 Subaru ya mambaru imekam na imejaa 🎶 Hebu listen to the two tracks before you comment.
So, what is your most Classical Kenya rap verse?

16/06/2026

For the first time IYAANI ametoa doba na haijaHit. Reason? He was targeting the TikTok audience. Buana, I keep telling you, TikTok is never targeted; TikTok finds you. The least expected song ndio huHit. Ask Pozze! Pozze ametoa ngoma k**a sita targeting Tiktokers for free marketing but wapi! The only person succeeding in Toktok influence is MEJJA! Mejja ni k**a alilambwa na goddess wa goodluck huyo mang’aa!

16/06/2026

IS THIS THE BEST RAP VERSE IN KENYA?
Nikisimama Kazi Basi Rap Ikae,
Wanataka Mi Nisi Dishi, Mi Nisi Vae,
Yule Mchizi Joo Wachaneni Naye,
Hata Angekuwa Mlango, Msibishane Nayo,
Hizo Vitimbi Ni Za Mama Kayai,
Siwezi Lima Shamba Nanitoke Kirai,
Ni Lazima Nijaze Mavuno Kwa Makarai,
Na K**a Sivyo Basi Noma Tuendee Karau,
Ushai Lala Ndani Mara Kibao,
Utakusanya Kuni Tukishatupa Mbao,
Ni Abbass Na Baba Yao, Ba Mkubwa,
Naji Nice Kwenye Verse Nipe Glass Kubwa
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RAP VERSE?

15/06/2026

But hiyo game ya Arsenal na Man U-fans ilikuwa biased. Players wa Man U wako na background ya kucheza foota highschool: Mulamwa, YY, Ericko, Ecko Dyda, etc, stars tupu, halafu sasa sisi Arsenali tunapewa random comedians. Si wangengoja DEM WA FB azae kwanza waone moto?

15/06/2026

As a man, always choose YOURSELF first. Dem akipata a “better” man, Wacha aende akiendanga. Hiki ki-Ex kya Mejja kilimuacha time Mejja alikuwa amesota kikafikiria the new men watavumia a jobless singlemom 🤣🤣🤣! Now she wishes fatso amrudie but ju the guy moved on, akapata mamillioni sasa mama ameanza kuunda content na jina yake. 99% of her posts Ni about Mejja. Muache kupea madanda mimba please! Imagine kulelewa mtoto na mtu chaotic K**a huyu!

15/06/2026

OTILE BROWN and Femi are friends. Wale hamtaki wagombane acheni ufala! Mnataka tutoe wapi content? Utamu wa showbizz ni vita, scandal, beef, banter and if possible WAJINGA wapigane risasi. Industry haiwezi grow bila scandal. Kwanza Femi One ni bro, inafaa atokee Otile na gàng yake amuweke vibare aache kuimba k**a dem anakunya. Halafu baadaye wafanye collabo ama disstracks. Si Otile started his game as a rapper? And talking of rap. Ju Bongo iliisha na Otile akaisha nayo, why can’t he go back to rap or afanye dancehall trap ama ngoma rough rough kidogo k**a za kina Patoraking? He can do it! But shida anafikiria tuko na time ya love songs za upuzi na hii economy ya Kasongo!

14/06/2026

Kenyan CONTENT CREATORS wameunda FANS-friendly Kati ya Man U na Arsenali, na STADI IMEJAA😳😳😳! Tuseme ni the powers of social media in Kenya ama watu wako tu idle?

14/06/2026

I made a post about that Tenri Academy Alo-Alo boy and 60% of the comments were; “mtoi wa Sonko haitaji advert, they have enough money blablabla” seriously, TANGU LINI MCA WAKAKUWA MASONKO?😳 MCA? How bad are things at your homes hadi mnaona MCA ni upper class? MCA? Umaskini si mbaya bút usikue maskini and ignorant pia! 1st ignorance ni kufikiria MCAs qualifies to be defined as rich. 2nd ignorance ni kufikiria rich people don’t aspire to make more. Mnajua RAPUDO ni multi-millionaire? Mnajua Bibi yake Amber Ray ni millionaire pia? Halaf mnaona their 3-year-babygal is hustling adverts left, right and senta? Na wewe unasema nyefnyef mtoi wa MCA is too rich to mind adverts! Grow out of that poverty-stricken mindset!