19/07/2026
Official Statement by CHO Sheru Thokal🐾
Chief Happiness Officer | CID (Canine Investigation Department)
Earlier today, we received an emergency call from a distressed cow reporting suspicious skeletal remains in the forest. Our team immediately reached the location and secured the crime scene.
Preliminary investigation suggests that the remains belong to an adult bull. The forensic team has collected samples for detailed examination to determine the exact cause of death and identify any foul play.
Until the investigation is concluded, the area has been sealed. All nearby animals have been advised to avoid traveling alone and to move only in groups under the supervision of their caretakers.
The investigation is ongoing. We will not rest until the one responsible is identified.
