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Tao Fox. The beagleiest beagle ever. Tao the beagle… has a penchant for cushions and eating things she shouldnt…

Beagle people…. Help! Cats! Cats have moved in!!! Old cats!! Walker woman’s sister has had to move abroad and her cats h...
21/08/2026

Beagle people…. Help! Cats! Cats have moved in!!! Old cats!! Walker woman’s sister has had to move abroad and her cats have moved in with me!
One thinks the garden is hers, the other one talks non stop!
Though their treats are somewhat tasty!!!
I am an abused beagle. Walker woman seems to think that Friday night pub outings ought to be enough compensation! Lots of people do supply snacks and cuddles! Though walker woman will not let me off the lead for some beagley reason!!!
Anyway, off to the next pub!

Hello… my name is Tiger. I have taken over the dogs page… I am here now and all shall worship me!
21/08/2026

Hello… my name is Tiger. I have taken over the dogs page… I am here now and all shall worship me!

I may be getting older, but according to walker woman I am still the most beautiful beagle ever!
20/06/2026

I may be getting older, but according to walker woman I am still the most beautiful beagle ever!

07/06/2026

Ex uni brat and the mad scientist FINALLY came back from their holiday. In an attempt to make it up to me for being away for sooooo long, they took me on a special walk. In order to do so ex uni brat dressed me up in my bandana! Seemed a bit unnecessary as I am already THE most beautiful beagle in the world. There were too many geese sat in the park for my liking so I showed them the way into the river. Unfortunately, I also ended up in the river but luckily no one really saw 😏 Obviously the humans couldn’t help themselves from stopping at the pub but at least the bar staff know how to properly treat beagles and came over with treats for me ! Maybe I quite like this river walk and pub life 🤔😂

Let me set the scene….. Walker woman rudely drags me out of my slumber to head off for our morning walk. 5.15 am, but no...
12/02/2026

Let me set the scene….. Walker woman rudely drags me out of my slumber to head off for our morning walk. 5.15 am, but not raining for a change! We are slowly wandering round the park when I hear WW start muttering non caffeinated nonsense… Then she starts laughing… at ME! Apparently the mumbling was her saying “please don’t see them, please don’t see them, for the love of god please don’t let her see them”…. Only then does she inform me that 2 foxes were strolling down the road and had seen me…. They froze, stood stock still for approx. 20 seconds before looking at each other, almost shrugging at each other, saying “it’s ok, that one must be defective” , then moved away swiftly into cover of darkness…. The hysterical laughter from ww was probably related to the lack of caffeine, BUT Defective???? I was distracted by sniffing a very important blade of grass that I had only sniffed 5 times this morning! Hummmpffff, well I shall sleep of my strop on the sofa while she has to go to work! Last laugh is on me!

Today I am 10 years old. Walker woman finally came home from work and has started giving me the attention that I have be...
27/11/2025

Today I am 10 years old. Walker woman finally came home from work and has started giving me the attention that I have been deprived of all day!
She tells me I am getting sausages for dinner.
That’s it, just sausages! Not even a flipping steak! She is so damn cheap!
I may need to remind her that I have not eaten a cushion, chewed the sofa, eaten a shoe or dug up the garden in quite some time…. It does not have to remain that way… I’m only 10!

Walker woman was gone ALL day yesterday. So when she finally got home and fed me, I was looking forward to making her pa...
20/11/2025

Walker woman was gone ALL day yesterday. So when she finally got home and fed me, I was looking forward to making her pay for leaving me all evening! But then she got changed… and not into pj’s! Was she going out? Again? Without me???
I am happy to report that she did in fact go out again….. but, she took me with her!
Pub dog strikes again!
After a freezing walk in the dark, we descended into the pub, where we were joined by someone I have only seen on a screen before… (apparently ww “works” with him!) all I’ve seen is they talk a lot!
The bar lady brought me my own bowl and biscuits! While they ate and drank wine…
Thankfully ww insisted we leave at a reasonable hour so I could get my beauty sleep!

Walker woman has abandoned me….. AGAIN!!! I have to admit though, bringing in her sister to dogsit the house has been a ...
04/09/2025

Walker woman has abandoned me….. AGAIN!!! I have to admit though, bringing in her sister to dogsit the house has been a genius idea! The sister took me to the pub! I got to get cuddles from lots of people! I even put on my “look at me I’m starving face”to try and get snacks…. Though S said I am looking a bit porky so she doesn’t think that will work!!

Today I met a new beagle friend! Monty is only 6 months old and made walker woman squeal “beagle” in a voice that made i...
03/08/2025

Today I met a new beagle friend! Monty is only 6 months old and made walker woman squeal “beagle” in a voice that made it seem like she had never seen a beagle before!
I tried extremely hard to out cute him, but have you tried outcuting a beagle puppy? Impossible!
Walker woman is now all: You used to be THAT cute, and maybe another one wouldn’t be soooo bad…. I think she needs to remember how lucky she is that I agree to live with her! And that I and I alone deserve all the snacks! Ww, don’t even think about it… I have got used to a peaceful sofa!

Walker woman dragged me to the river today…. So obviously I needed to find the most disgusting stretch of river to stop ...
26/07/2025

Walker woman dragged me to the river today…. So obviously I needed to find the most disgusting stretch of river to stop for a drink and a swim! It was AWESOME! Then it rained…. That was fun! Ww says the car (because of me) smells like wet dog…. I think it smells perfect! And now we are home, will she let me relax on the sofa? Will she hell as like! I am being forced to nap on my bed until I dry out…. She will pay the price… She has to sleep sometime!

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