10/10/2026
πΎ What Your Teenage Dog Wishes You Knew πΎ
Dear Human,
I know you're a bit confused right now.
A few months ago I came when you called. I listened more often. I didn't seem quite so interested in every leaf, bird, dog, person, smell and discarded sandwich I came across.
And now?
Well....things have changed.
Before you label me as stubborn, naughty or determined to ruin your day, there are a few things I'd like you to know.
π My brain is changing
There is a lot going on up there right now. I'm learning, developing and figuring out how the world works. Sometimes my impulses win before my good decisions have a chance to catch up.
π I haven't forgotten everything you've taught me
I know you think I have. Honestly, sometimes I look as surprised as you do when I ignore a cue I've known for months.
The problem isn't that I've forgotten. It's that the world has suddenly become a very distracting place.
π Some things that never worried me before might suddenly feel scary.
That bin? Suspicious
That tractor? Terrifying
That statue I've walked past 73 times? Definitely plotting something.
Please be patient with me while I work through it.
π I need guidance, not punishment
When I'm struggling, it's not because I'm trying to be difficult.
Most of the time I'm excited, worried, overwhelmed or simply finding it hard to make good choices.
π I'm trying
Even when it doesn't look like it.
Even when I pull towards another dog.
Even when I bark.
Even when I refuse to walk.
Even when I seem more interested in a patch of grass than the thing you've just asked me to do.
π I still need sleep. Lots of it.
My brain is doing a lot of growing right now.
When I'm tired, I'm more likely to make poor decisions, struggle with my emotions and find everything a bit harder.
Sometimes I don't need another walk, another training session or another activity.
Sometimes I just need a really good nap
π Most importantly, I need you to remember that this phase won't last forever.
One day you'll look back and laugh about the selective hearing, the dramatic reactions to wheelie bins and the time I embarrassed you in public.
Right now, though, I'm doing the best I can with the brain I've got.
So if you could swap frustration for a little curiosity and a bit of patience, I'd really appreciate it.
Love,
Your Teenage Dog πΆ
P.S. The statue is still suspicious
If you're living with an adolescent dog right now, tell me the strangest thing they've decided is scary this week....