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Paws on the Plain A Military Wife passionate about all things dogs, offering a unique, flexible& friendly service

21/10/2026

🐾🌧️ SKINCARE, ROMANCE & A WHOLE LOT OF SNIFFING! ❤️🤣

Enjoy Ralph & Peaches love💕🍑

Today’s dog walks came with a little bit of everything… a free beauty treatment, a whirlwind romance and some rather questionable love affairs! 😂🐶

💆‍♀️ FIRST UP: FREE MICRONEEDLING! 🌧️🤣

Who needs to book an appointment with a beautician when you’re a dog walker?! Just step outside and throw your face into today’s absolute DOWNPOUR! 💦😂

Those raindrops were coming at me like tiny needles to the face! Honestly, I could’ve saved myself hundreds of pounds! 💰🤣

Milo, Willow, Bentley, Jake, Katie and Teasel were all looking at me like I’d completely lost the plot! 👀🐶

And to be fair… standing in the rain getting a free facial while they’re all living their best lives probably did look a little questionable! 🤣🤣

❤️ SECOND WALK: LOVE IS IN THE AIR! ❤️🐾

Oh. My. Dog. 😍💘

Peaches and Ralph had a full-blown LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT moment! These two were like VELCRO! 🥹💕 They simply couldn’t leave each other alone!

Honestly, it was the sweetest, funniest and most chaotic little love affair I’ve ever witnessed! Cupid clearly clocked in for his shift today! 🏹😂❤️

Meanwhile, C was far more interested in having a passionate affair with the smelly stuff 💩🤣 (romance comes in all forms, doesn’t it?!).

And Lenny and Rosie? Well, they were busy falling head over paws for all the glorious sniffs on the plain! 👃🐾😂

So, we had beauty treatments, puppy romance, smelly love affairs and plenty of sniffing… all in a day’s work! 🤣❤️

🌧️🐾 RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY… OR AT LEAST BRING CAKE! 🍎🍰😂A HUGE shoutout to Barney’s Mum for providing some much-needed moral...
20/10/2026

🌧️🐾 RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY… OR AT LEAST BRING CAKE! 🍎🍰😂

A HUGE shoutout to Barney’s Mum for providing some much-needed morale support in the form of a homemade apple cake slice! 🥹❤️

Because let’s be honest, walking dogs in this weather takes dedication… and apparently a steady supply of cake to keep the dog walker functioning! 🤣☔️

And how lovely is it to see Barney back in action after having that horrible lump removed from his leg! 🥹❤️🐶 So lovely to have you back out with us, Barney, strutting your stuff and getting back to doing what you do best which is getting nose deep in all those puddles!! 💦 🐾🥰

The pups are living their best lives, splashing through puddles like they’ve got absolutely no bills to pay, while I’m out here questioning all my life choices… until CAKE APPEARS! 🙌😂🍰

Barney’s Mum, you absolute LEGEND! 🫶 You’ve officially earned VIP status in the Dog Walker Survival Club! 💕💕🏆🐶

The dogs bring the muddy paws, the rain brings the misery, and the lovely dog mums bring the cake! Honestly, it takes a village! 🤣💕

Now, if anyone else fancies bribing their dog walker to keep showing up in this weather… I’m very open to negotiations! 👀😂🍰

💦🐶 CUE THE DOGGY WATER PARK!!! 🐶💦SHE’S BACK OPEN, GUYS!! 🎉 And the pups are well and truly BACK IN THE GAME! 🐾🤣Forget Al...
20/10/2026

💦🐶 CUE THE DOGGY WATER PARK!!! 🐶💦

SHE’S BACK OPEN, GUYS!! 🎉 And the pups are well and truly BACK IN THE GAME! 🐾🤣

Forget Alton Towers… we’ve got our very own water park, and the best bit? NO QUEUING, NO TICKETS, AND EVERYONE’S ON THE GUEST LIST! 😂💦

Today’s attractions included:
🐾 Nose-dives straight into the puddles
💨 Full-speed launches and dramatic plunges
🌊 Olympic-level splash-offs
🤸‍♂️ Every kind of questionable jump you can imagine!

And just when the dogs thought the water features couldn’t get any better… MOTHER NATURE TURNED ON THE RAIN! 🌧️🤣

So, naturally, we went from slightly damp to absolutely SODDEN in approximately 0.2 seconds! 💦🐶

Wet paws, muddy noses, wagging tails and the happiest little faces… honestly, who needs a spa day when you’ve got THIS?! 😂❤️

The dogs are loving life… the humans might need a towel, a hot shower and a lie down! 🤣🛁

Would they have it any other way? Absolutely not! 🐾💙

☀️🐾 O MONDAY… YOU’VE BROUGHT THE SUNSHINE! ALL THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE! ☀️😂And just when we thought things couldn’t get an...
19/10/2026

☀️🐾 O MONDAY… YOU’VE BROUGHT THE SUNSHINE! ALL THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE! ☀️😂

And just when we thought things couldn’t get any better… Honey has come to join us! 🍯🥰 Oh, we do LOVE having this girl on board, and judging by those faces, the feeling is VERY mutual! Just look at those cheesy grins! 😍❤️ Someone’s been enjoying herself! 🐶

Then it was time for a full-on LABRADOR TAKEOVER! 🤣🐾

Harley, Darcie, Roxie, Goose, Lenny & Monty… SIX Labradors in one place! What could possibly go wrong?! 😂🙈

Well, there were sticks flying, paws pounding, tails wagging and enough Labrador antics to fill a bloomin’ circus! 🎪🐕 Nobody was taking life seriously today… just chasing sticks, soaking up the autumn sunshine and generally behaving like a bunch of hooligans! 🤪🍂☀️

Honestly, if you could bottle Labrador energy, you’d make a fortune… although I suspect half of it would be spent eating the bottle! 🤣🤣

Monday madness at its absolute finest! Would we have it any other way? Not a chance! ❤️🐾

Well, what a way to head into half-term for some of these pawsome pups! 🤣🙈C was particularly pleased with herself… clea...
15/10/2026

Well, what a way to head into half-term for some of these pawsome pups! 🤣🙈

C was particularly pleased with herself… clearly knowing she’s got two weeks off and won’t have the smelly stuff on tap with me on the plain! 🤢💩😂 So naturally, she made the most of it by rolling her neck, head AND back in the stinky stuff! 🤦‍♀️🤣 Honestly, the dedication to being disgusting is next level! 👏😂

Meanwhile, Tiggy, Buxley & Charlie stumbled across what I can only describe as a WISHING WELL 💦🧙‍♂️🤣 They decided to drink as much of this mystery water as possible, just in case it magically granted them superpowers! 🦸‍♂️😂💧 Watch out, world… the Super Three are coming! 🤣🤣

And finally… 🥁🥁🥁

✨ A HALF-TERM MIRACLE! ✨

For the first time in a while, Harley came home WHITE! 🤍😂🙌 No mud, no mystery smells, no questionable colour changes… GO ON, HARLEY!!! 🥳👏🤣

Three of my lovely doggos are now off enjoying their two-week half-term break, while the rest of the gang will still be keeping me on my toes as usual! 🐶❤️🐾

13/10/2026

Once the rain had gone this morning we were left with the beautiful sunshine aftermath to enjoy this afternoon 🥰🐾 🍄‍🟫 🌲 ✨ 🌿🍂 🐿️

🐾🤣 IRIS & PEACHES: NOW OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS… DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🤣🐾Well, well, well… Iris and Peaches have clearly decided th...
12/10/2026

🐾🤣 IRIS & PEACHES: NOW OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS… DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🤣🐾

Well, well, well… Iris and Peaches have clearly decided that being good girls is so last season! 🙈😂 These two are always leading each other astray, and today was no exception!

First on the agenda? Chasing poor Hectare around! Although, to be fair, Heccy didn't seem to mind one little bit… he was absolutely LOVING all the female attention! 🥰😂 But the second the girls stopped paying him attention, he decided to take matters into his own paws… cue the commando stalk followed by a surprise jump to scare the living daylights out of them! 🤣🤣

JUMP SCARES ALREADY, HECCY?! IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! 🎃👻😂

And in between being terrorised by Heccy, the girls discovered their new favourite hobby… MUD WRESTLING! 🙈🤦‍♀️ Honestly, I'm not sure if they were walking or auditioning for a mud wrestling championship! 🏆💩😂 It's safe to say the hoses got a VERY good workout today! 🚿🐶

Meanwhile, Lenny and Monty were busy doing their own thing, chasing each other around like a pair of loons! 🐕💨 And just when I thought things couldn't get any sillier, all FIVE of them joined forces for a MASSIVE conga of tail chasing! 🤣🤣 Round and round they went… absolute chaos, complete madness, and not a brain cell between them! 😂🐾

Honestly, who needs sunshine when you've got this much entertainment?! 🌧️😂 The rain may have been miserable, but these five little nutters certainly kept me smiling! ❤️🐶

Today's walk rating: 10/10 for entertainment, 0/10 for cleanliness! 🤣🚿🙈

Ooooh, and how rude of me… I forgot to introduce this little cutie!!! 🤣🙈💖Everyone, please welcome Scrumpy!!! 😍🥹 Gorgeous...
10/10/2026

Ooooh, and how rude of me… I forgot to introduce this little cutie!!! 🤣🙈💖

Everyone, please welcome Scrumpy!!! 😍🥹 Gorgeous, gorgeous girlie! 🐶💕

And yes, before anyone says it… ANOTHER LABRADOR?! 🤣🤣 At this point, I’m not even collecting them anymore, I’m clearly running a Labrador dog walking service! 😂🐾

I swear the dogs are manifesting this themselves… I’m convinced they’re having secret meetings and putting in special requests behind my back! 🤣🤦‍♀️😂

But I mean… HOW am I supposed to say no?! 🥹😍 Those Labrador eyes should be illegal! 🤣💗 At this point, I don’t choose Labradors… they choose ME! 😂🐾🤣

Welcome to the madness, Scrumpy girl! ❤️🐶💕

🐾 SATURDAY UPDATE!! 🚐🎉SHE PASSED HER MOT!! WHOOP WHOOP!! 🥳🙌After a little TLC, a couple of new wiper blades, some brake ...
10/10/2026

🐾 SATURDAY UPDATE!! 🚐🎉

SHE PASSED HER MOT!! WHOOP WHOOP!! 🥳🙌

After a little TLC, a couple of new wiper blades, some brake pads and a bit of mechanical pampering, your girl is BACK ON THE ROAD!! 🚐💨 Ready to get back to adventuring with her favourite furry passengers! 🐶❤️

A massive THANK YOU to everyone for being so understanding while I had my unexpected day off 🫶 It’s been a little quieter without our usual chaos, but I’m SO excited to be back in action with you all on Monday!! 🐾💚

But for now… bringing you some Saturday vibes from Thursday’s walks, where everyone had an absolute BLAST! 🤪🐕🌿

And when I say a blast, I mean some of them came home looking like they’d been through a full-on colour transformation! 🤣🤣 Mud? What mud? We know nothing about mud… 👀😂

Cough cough… HARLEY!! 👀🤣

Honestly, that boy will NEVER cease to amaze me! I’m convinced he secretly manifests his own adventures every week and wakes up thinking, “Right, what chaos can I cause today?” 🤣💀

At this point, I don’t even think he needs a plan… he just lets the universe guide him straight towards the muddiest, messiest, most questionable situation possible! 😂🐾

Would I expect anything less? Absolutely not. Would I be surprised if he turned up next week a completely different colour? Also absolutely not. 🤣🤣❤️

Here’s to muddy paws, happy dogs, questionable life choices and the adventures that make this job SO much fun! 🐶💚

HAPPY SATURDAY, EVERYONE! Enjoy your weekend, give your furry babies a cuddle from me, and I’ll see you all Monday for more walkies, wagging tails and probably more Harley-related incidents! 🤣🐾💚

07/10/2026

🌧️🐾 THE HI-VIZ DRY COATS ARE OUT! 🐾🌧️
Cue Dudley showing his off like he’s just walked the catwalk at Paris Fashion Week – Rainy Dog Edition! 😂💃
And cue the happiest, craziest prancing around in the rain!! They ALL had a go! 🤣
Ralph, however, clearly thought someone had strapped a rocket to his bottom 🚀🍑 He was absolutely FLYING! No furry was safe from the playing today!
With no squirrels to chase up trees, he had to make do with ANY furry tail he could muster… particularly Buxley, Monty and Lenny! 🐕🐕🐕
The boy gang were on a mission! 😂
Roxie and Iris, meanwhile, had much more important business to attend to… ROLLING IN THE SMELLY STUFF! 🤢🤣
Girls… you’re seriously missing out! 😂
And then there was Milo, Bentley, Cora and Jake on the first walk… a full-on WHIRLWIND CHASE! 💨🐾
Something was definitely in the air today…
RAIN. 🌧️
I think they were all just celebrating the fact that the heavens had finally opened! 🤣🤣

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