02/06/2026
When your shower decides it's had enough and the heating element gives up... 🚿💀
Did I wash my hair over the sink like a normal person? Absolutely not.
Instead, I popped into the salon and washed it with dog shampoo because I'd forgotten my own. 🤦♀️🐶
The good news? My hair is shiny, smells lovely, and I'm pretty sure I've reduced my shedding by at least 80%.
If anyone sees me chasing squirrels later, mind your business. 😂