A Load of Crap - Dog Waste Services

08/09/2026

08/09/2026

How great would it be if your Saturday morning was ?

We take the stress out of all the crap, leaving your garden certified crap free, sanitised and ready for play!

We visit the same day or days each week (before or after the weekend ) to ensure your dog has the best area to chill in.

Contact us to find out more

Whatever the reason you need us - we don’t judge!

For September you will receive your initial clean for the regular visit rate, and price will be locked for 12 months.

Contact us today on WhatsApp 07777934017 or DM on Facebook

04/09/2026

Hi!
We have just launched our new service in Southport and surrounding areas,

We help owners stay on top of the dog mess, for many reasons life gets in the way. Mobility reduces, chronic conditions or perhaps surgery recovery. Busy professionals or pregnancy. Whatever the reason we are here to help, with zero judgment.

We only use pet safe chemicals allowing your dogs to run around even when wet.

For more info please check out our website or drop us a message. We are happy to help.

Www.aloadofcrap.co.uk

31/08/2026

Serving Southport, Formby and surrounding areas - launching tomorrow 🥳🐶🐾

Fancy never picking up after your dog again?

Maybe you have mobility issues or have had a recent surgery and need some extra help?

Whatever the reason we are here to help! No judgement, just solutions!

From our regular pick up and sanitising services to urine treatments and tackling larger one off issues - no job too big!

Contact us on WhatsApp or DM to arrange a chat!

27/08/2026

we launch next week!

We do the jobs you don’t want to.

Maybe life’s got in the way?
Work is busier than ever?
Mobility is a problem or you’ve had a surgery?

Whatever the reason, we are here to help.

Help pick it up, help keep your garden clean fresh and somewhere safe for you and your dog to enjoy!

No job too big or small, give us a call 🐶🐾

27/08/2026

We are launching soon!

Founding client offer is live!

All sign ups for September will also receive a hugely discounted initial clean!

13/08/2026

Dog wee stinking out your patio?
Urine the right place.

Ammonia gets into concrete and block paving and sits there. Bleach makes it worse, and there is actual chemistry behind that, not just an opinion.

Our proprietary process actually breaks down the urine crystals and rinses them away, killing all bacteria too. This spray down alongside your regular pick up keeps your garden fresh.

For stubborn urine problems or build ups you might need a specific 2 stage reset. Contact us to discuss this.

Southport, Birkdale, Ainsdale, Formby, Banks and Churchtown.

WhatsApp us and we will come and have a look.

Pet waste removal done right.

12/08/2026

Some gardens are more challenging than others😂

This client has a fantastic play are for their dogs, can you spot the problem?

Camouflage at its finest, dodging missiles daily

We make sure we don’t miss any strays then our proprietary solution cleans the area with a dog safe sanitisation! Leaving it fresh and free to play on again.

To discuss your, hopefully more straight forward, needs - please drop us a message or WhatsApp

We are here to help, whatever the circumstance!