07/09/2026
🐾 THE BEAR NECESSITIES
The World According to Bear……….Lads’ Day Out 🐻
Bear here again ! This weekend was another show day, except this time Mum and the small humans were staying home, so it was just me and Dad. Two men, one van, my trusty octopus side kick, Sir Tentacles 🐙, and enough chopped sausage to keep a small German market running for the weekend.
Andddd I have some information. Dad sang The Bare Necessities in the van. 🎵
OUT LOUD!
He’ll deny it, obviously. But unfortunately for him, there may only have been the two of us there and only one of us has access to the Pride of Bully page.
Awkward! 😬
Anywho, We arrived and discovered Bulldogs were third in the ring behind the Bull Terriers. Now, I live with Jasper and Jinx, two random Cockers who spend approximately 90% of their waking hours making unnecessary noise, so I thought I knew chaos but it seems I did not !
I absolutely did not.
Have you HEARD a gathering of Bull Terriers?! hell s Bells lads, Even I was impressed!
I was going to make a comment, but then I spotted Uncle Dinu nearby. Uncle Dinu is a vet and, whilst he’s always been very nice to my dad, I am aware that men in his profession occasionally remove a gentleman’s Bear Necessities. ✂️🐻 (interestingly dad says it’s mum that holds his necessities in an iron clamp wonder if uncle Dinu was his vet ?) 💭
So I’d just like to put on record that Bull Terriers are delightful, beautifully behaved and I heard absolutely nothing. Good Morning, Uncle Dinu. Lovely to see you at the weekend …..
Moving swiftly on.
Eventually it was Bulldog time. Dad got the sausages out, I had a quick word with the octopus Mr Tentacles and we went to work under our breed judge, Mr David Bell.
I won 1st Puppy Dog. Lovely. Sausage.
Then Best Male Puppy. Even lovelier. 2 sausages as per the sausage contract.
And then…
🏆 BEST PUPPY IN BREED 🏆
Dad was absolutely made up. Forgot my sausages until I was back in my bedroom !! Rude !
I still don’t fully understand the system. I stand on a table, a nice person looks at me, I trot around with Dad, then we all stand around trying to look casual while Dad’s nerves travel directly down the lead into my neck.
Then someone points at me, Dad looks ridiculously happy and I receive sausages ..?? As far as I’m concerned, the entire British dog show system is an unnecessarily complicated method of distributing cooked meat.
Still, I’m enjoying it. 🌭
Dad has also decided that, as a sophisticated show dog, I should learn to catch my sausage. Another complicated way of feeding us ? What is the problem with just eating from a bowl 🙄
This training is not going well.
He throws it.
I open my mouth.
It hits me between the eyes.
I stare at Dad.
Sausage hits the floor.
I eat it.
Dad says I’ve failed… we must try again.
I say the sausage has successfully entered the Bear, therefore the exercise has achieved its intended outcome.
We’ve agreed to disagree.
To be fair, he tried it with the Poodles too and they couldn’t catch one either.
So much for the second most intelligent dog breed.
Monkey just watched his piece hit the floor and ate it like a normal person. For once, Monkey and I are completely aligned.
A huge thank you to our breed judge Mr David Bell for thinking so highly of me and awarding me Best Puppy in Breed. We’re incredibly grateful. Dad for the rosettes me for the sausage tax ❤️
Congratulations to all the other winners too. Another brilliant day out with Dad, another adventure for my octopus Mr 🐙 Tentacles and apparently another rather special day for this little Care Bear.
Although I think Dad’s favourite part was the winning, Mine was obviously the sausages…
And hearing a grown man quietly singing “look for the bare necessities…” to himself somewhere down the motorway at stupid o’clock in the morning.
Your secret’s safe with me, Dad.
And my Facebook.
Until next time,
Bear x 🐾
Pride of Bully Bulldogs
P.S. Dad says we’re practising sausage catching again.
I’m not sure why.
Throw it directly into my mouth, Dad. You’re the one with opposable thumbs. Sort yourself out and aim better … or worse ? I don’t care I get the sausage anyway!