01/09/2026
🚨 CUSTOMER EVACUATION IN PROGRESS! 🚨
When the Scolopendra sp. ‘White Beard’ decides it’s time for a little freedom… apparently the entire shop has to be cleared. 😂
Caught on CCTV: one escaped centipede casually turning MicroExotics into a no-customer zone. 🫣
Don’t worry… everyone survived, the centipede was safely recaptured, and normal business was eventually resumed. 😂
Just another completely normal day at MicroExotics. 🐛💨