GiddyAunt - Mobile Pet Care Services

03/09/2026

Handsome boyos, Charlie and Bert 🐾❤️

31/08/2026

Look at this distinguished gentlemen. Handsome Steve ❤️🐾

30/08/2026

Bert’s floor length bloomers and glorious tail have finally been tamed. Thank you Tara at https://www.facebook.com/share/1ERwi5iSB4/?mibextid=wwXIfr

He can literally walk with his tail held high, instead of trailing on the ground under all that weight 😄🐕🐾❤️

25/08/2026

Too true 🐾❤️

Dog doesn’t want a stranger touching them: “Needs socialisation.”

Human doesn’t want a stranger touching them: “Reasonable boundary.”

Dog doesn’t like every dog they meet: “Not friendly.”

Human dislikes approximately 74% of the people they meet: “Good judge of character.”

Dog barks because someone unexpectedly walks into their house: “Territorial.”

Human hears a noise downstairs at 2am: Turns on every light in the house and investigates while holding an object that was absolutely not designed for self-defence.

Dog gets overwhelmed at a busy café full of people, children, dogs, food and noise:
“He needs to learn how to behave.”

Human gets overwhelmed in IKEA on a Saturday: Completely understandable. Possibly grounds for medical leave.

Dog growls when uncomfortable: “Dominant.”

Human says “DON’T TOUCH ME”: Clear communication. Boundary successfully established.

Dog has one bad interaction and remembers that type of dog forever: “Reactive.”

Human has one bad experience with a cat: Hates all cats forever.

Dog loses their mind because the postman comes every single day and somehow STILL refuses to learn his lesson: “Problem barking.”

Human watches the same neighbour park slightly over the line every day: Has been documenting it photographically since March and is “just keeping a record.”

Dog doesn't immediately come when called because they're halfway through smelling something interesting: “Stubborn. Knows exactly what he's doing.”

Human hears their name being called from another room: Remains completely silent in the hope that whoever it is will solve the problem themselves.

Dog gets nervous at the vet after previously having something unpleasant done there: “He knows there's nothing to be scared of.”

Human has one uncomfortable dental procedure in 2009: Hasn't been back since.

Sometimes dogs aren't the weird ones

20/08/2026

I salvaged the ‘oink’ from the massacred pig in my last post. It would appear we have a new recall cue 😄❤️🐾

19/08/2026

I noticed that Bert the destroyer has been playing ever so gently with a soft latex ball over the last few weeks (he disembowelled a giant Kong Wubba toy to access the ball inside, but we won’t talk about that 🫣😆), so I thought new toys with a similar texture may fare better ….. the picture below would suggest I thought wrong 😲👀. He was an oinking pig .. for a whole 5 minutes. The banana toy it came with is still intact but I fear it’s days… hours… maybe minutes are numbered 😄🐾❤️

18/08/2026

Little Miss Roe deer realising that her invisibility cloak powers of camouflage aren’t quite as powerful if she stands stock still. … on the main path… in full view. I tried so hard not to spook her into running and activating Chasey McChase face (aka Mr Bert). Thankfully she obliged with a mere animated saunter … and yes her invisibility cloak was working (for Brian and Bert anyway) until the very last second when she moved. Good lads Bert n Brian ❤️🐾👀🦌🌲🌲

14/08/2026

You sure that’s comfortable there Bill? 👀

12/08/2026

I popped in on this gorgeous duo over the weekend (Sabrina and Salem). They have the politest disagreements that consist of sitting on their haunches and waggling their forelegs in the air 😄. See video in the comments where they show me that their treat/food cupboard is no longer an open bar and they really hope I have the code 😆🐾❤️)

10/08/2026

Bert’s ‘habit’ is getting out of control! Not satisfied with brambling on walks and in his own garden, he’s just snaffled the ONLY ripe strawberry in Carla and Amber’s garden! 😳🫣🍓🐾❤️( see his ‘sorry, not sorry’ photo in the comments 😆)