Bionic Bert - collars and leads

02/03/2025

These were all very difficult print wise but I think they came out well...

08/01/2025

Ok website is back open. You'll notice quite a few less products. No more steel only stainless steel and brass. Also no more padding as it just doesn't last. There is a lifetime guarantee on ALL products (except printing)
www.bionicbert.co.uk

If you would like something not on the website like Kong clips etc please get in touch for bespoke orders

06/01/2025

Back to making collars after months!
Website not open again yet but will be this week with a few changes.
This is a 38mm collar in dark olive with glow stripes and the amazing Austri Alpin NG Cobra buckle. It has a 3 way security system, cannot open under load and is incredibly lightweight and strong.
I'll be giving one of these away next week so keep an eye on Bionic Bert - collars and leads 😉

20/12/2024

Let's have a little look at 2024 shall we?
In April I broke my neck and nose and was lucky to be alive. Just as I was getting back on my feet my retina detached and had to have immediate surgery. Within the last 4 months I lost Bert & Nela. 2 dogs that really broke me.
It wasn't a good year and Bionic Bert has been the last thing on my mind.
But I'm back!
The website will be going live again on Jan 1st and I'll be doing a big giveaway on here too!
I'm paring down the amount of products so that I can really concentrate on quality. I still don't think there are better quality products out there...
Happy Christmas everyone 🎊

06/10/2024

Emperor to go (Albi, Bert, Albert, Bionic Bert)
R.I.P. 18/12/2012-06/10/2024
..you gave me everything yet asked for nothing...

01/05/2024

I'm getting messages which I just can't answer atm so I had better explain. I've broken my neck and nose and have multiple stitches and am still in hospital. I'm trying not to use my phone too much as it makes my eyes feel bad. I will get back to everyone as soon as I can
Elliot

26/02/2024

A few tickets left!!!
Join us for this amazing event..

https://www.bionicbert.co.uk/events-1

Bionic Bert. Handmade bespoke dog collars and leads made from Biothane with quality fittings.