Mr BoTangles

22/08/2026

Bucky and his little sister Fifi visiting me again today, both very good!

20/08/2026

🐶 WANTED: DOGS WHO NEED A SERIOUS MAKEOVER! 😂✂️

Next week is looking a little too quiet here at the salon… even the clippers are wondering what they’ve done wrong! 😂

So if your dog is currently rocking the “ I just woke up like this look” or more “scruffy little gremlin” than “pampered pooch” and smelling slightly questionable then this is your sign! 🐾

I’ve got appointments available next week for:

✂️ Full grooms
🛁 Bath & de-sheds
🐶 Tidy-ups
💅 Nails & those little maintenance jobs

If your dog is overdue a spruce-up, now’s the perfect time to get them booked in!

📩 Drop me a message to grab an appointment before they disappear.

Come on… somebody’s dog has got to need a haircut! 😂🐾

Tag a dog that needs me! 🤣🤣

You can even book online

https://book.heygoldie.com/MrBotangles-s

Send a message to learn more

08/08/2026

☀️🐶 Well, look who’s decided to bring summer back! ☀️

If your dog is currently rocking a coat thicker than a winter duvet, this is your sign… 😂✂️

I’ve got a few appointments available this week, so get your hairy hound booked in before they start demanding ice lollies and a paddling pool… which, ironically, they won’t be able to enjoy properly thanks to the hose pipe ban! 🐶🍦💦😂

Message me to grab a slot — cool dogs only! 😎🐾

31/07/2026

The lovely Simba came visiting today, he was such a good boy!!

27/07/2026

Meet Murphy the new boy came for his first appointment today, went out a lot cooler! Lovely boy! 🥰🐾

03/07/2026

03/07/2026

With a red weather warning for heat in place across England and Wales, we're urging dog owners to put their pooches into a temporary 'dog lockdown' for the next 48 hours ⚠️

Temperatures could reach around 39°C on Wednesday and Thursday, so now is the time to change routines and protect dogs from the extreme heat.

Our experts recommend keeping dogs indoors as much as possible and avoiding walks, fetch, ball games and other energetic exercise.

Missing a few walks is far safer than risking heatstroke. Please help us keep dogs safe and share to raise awareness 🔃

03/07/2026

🥵 Don’t let your dog be the one giving you that look… 🐶👀

The warmer weather has arrived much earlier than usual, and if the last few weeks taught us anything, it’s this…

Everyone suddenly remembers their dog needs grooming at exactly the same time! 😅

I put out reminders to book early, but many owners left it until the last minute. Before I knew it, my diary was full and I had to disappoint some lovely regular clients.

With more hot weather on the way, now is the perfect time to get your dog’s appointment booked before they’re hot, fluffy and looking like they’ve lost an argument with a hedge! 🌞🐾

✂️ Limited appointments are currently available, but once they’re gone, they’re gone.

If your dog is due a groom, don’t wait until the next heatwave is here—book now and stay one step ahead.

🐶 Calm one-to-one grooming
💙 No cages or conveyor-belt grooming
🚗 Easy parking
📍 Whitton

Message me or book online to secure your appointment. Your dog will thank you… even if they pretend they won’t! 🐾❤️

27/05/2026

something not dog related but as I’m in a new area thought I’d let my new customers know about my dog friendly holiday home which is available to book through me. 3 bedrooms on the seal bay resort in Selsey West Sussex.


3 bedroom west sands

What’s included:

• 3 spacious bedrooms

• Large wraparound gated veranda

• Private gated garden — perfect for children & pets

• Pet friendly accommodation

• 52” TV with premium channels

• Free WiFi throughout

• Fully equipped kitchen with Ninja Air Fryer

• Kids toys, films & family entertainment included

• Comfortable home-from-home feel with lots of little extras

Whether you’re planning a family holiday, couples retreat, or a relaxing seaside escape with your furry friends, our caravan is the perfect base to make memories

Located on the fantastic Seal Bay Resort with access to amazing on-site facilities, entertainment, restaurants, and the beach just moments away

Seal Bay Resort, Selsey, Chichester

Message me for availability, prices & bookings!

16/05/2026

☀️ Hot weather is on the way! ☀️

Keep your furry friends feeling cool, comfortable, and looking their best this summer 🐶✂️

Appointments are filling up quickly, so make sure to get your dogs booked in soon to avoid missing out! Whether it’s a full groom, tidy up, or deshed treatment, we’re here to help keep those tails wagging 🐾

You can message us or book online anytime for your convenience

MrBotangles Grooming offers a calm, one-to-one grooming experience to keep your dog comfortable, relaxed, and well cared for. As a solo groomer, your pet gets my full attention for the entire appointment — no busy salons, unexpected noise, or rushed sessions. Appointments are scheduled one-on-one ...