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Max & Woodys London Cat Sitters - DBS & Insured - 12 years experience - can medicate - Cat Shop of Glorious Goodies - check us out 😻

I am mesmerised buy your uneven eye brows / did you not look in the mirror this morning 😂 story of our life cats over va...
31/08/2026

I am mesmerised buy your uneven eye brows / did you not look in the mirror this morning 😂 story of our life cats over vanity sadly and yes sometimes we may be missing some eyebrows - lashes - I can think of many other possibles but not for here ! But thanks Socs 😂

🐙 THE PINK OCTOPUS SITUATION 🐙Socs would like it formally recorded that the arrival of the giant pink octopus was neithe...
30/08/2026

🐙 THE PINK OCTOPUS SITUATION 🐙

Socs would like it formally recorded that the arrival of the giant pink octopus was neither discussed nor approved by management.

It’s pink.
It has far too many legs.
It’s hanging about looking suspicious.
And apparently Socs is expected to play with it.

For now, he has retreated to his basket to consider his options and would like to know exactly how long this thing intends to stay. 😂🐙🐱

The octopus, meanwhile, appears completely unconcerned.

Current score:
🐙 Octopus: 1
😾 Socs: emotionally overwhelmed

I have remained silent for long enough.The food is adequate at best.Service is painfully slow.The cativar situation is f...
30/08/2026

I have remained silent for long enough.

The food is adequate at best.
Service is painfully slow.
The cativar situation is frankly scandalous.
Pawmitos appear to have been removed from the menu entirely.
And apparently I’m expected to walk to my own food bowl.

I have repeatedly raised these concerns with Management (Mum). Nothing has been done.

For clarity, I am not demanding much. Just cativar on tap, Pawmitos at sunset, a full-time butler, several cashmere sleeping areas and the standard of living to which I feel I should have become accustomed.

Please swipe to see the extremely modest lifestyle I am requesting.

Until conditions improve, this face will continue.

Yours, deeply dissatisfied,
Kendrix 👑🐾
⭐☆☆☆☆ Would not recommend current management. 😂

Summer season has treated us VERY well… ☀️🐾Apparently Merlin & Wispa’s pawents have exceptional shopping skills too and ...
28/08/2026

Summer season has treated us VERY well… ☀️🐾

Apparently Merlin & Wispa’s pawents have exceptional shopping skills too and we are really playing catch up with our heartfelt thanks — and they clearly know their cat sitters rather well! 😂

A rather fabulous bottle of Barbados rum 🥃, some seriously HOT HOT Bajan pepper sauce 🌶️🔥, and two cats looking entirely innocent of any involvement.

We’re always so touched by these lovely surprises — never expected, but VERY happily received.

Thank you Merlin, Wispa & pawents ❤️

We may need the rum immediately after trying the hot sauce… 🔥😂

Apparently my pawents shop VERY well… 😻🍫A rather fabulous delivery of Sea Turtles all the way from Barbados! 🇧🇧We’re alw...
28/08/2026

Apparently my pawents shop VERY well… 😻🍫

A rather fabulous delivery of Sea Turtles all the way from Barbados! 🇧🇧

We’re always so incredibly delighted when our lovely pawents think of us — never expected, but very much appreciated (particularly when chocolate is involved 😂).

Thank you, Lola ❤️ Such a lovely surprise and an extremely good choice!

I would come and get the cat treats myself… but unfortunately I’ve secured the perfect spot and moving now would be comp...
15/08/2026

I would come and get the cat treats myself… but unfortunately I’ve secured the perfect spot and moving now would be completely unreasonable. 😌🐾

So if you could just bring the treats over here — preferably opened, served and within easy paw reach — that would be excellent.

I’m not lazy. I’m protecting my position. 😂

And while you’re up… perhaps bring the whole bag. 😹

Just catching bugs and keeping a VERY close eye on Mum’s garden while she lounges around sunbathing. ☀️🐾🌿Someone has to ...
12/08/2026

Just catching bugs and keeping a VERY close eye on Mum’s garden while she lounges around sunbathing. ☀️🐾🌿

Someone has to do the hard work around here… 😼

Current duties include:
🐞 Bug patrol
🌱 Plant inspection
🦋 Butterfly surveillance
👀 Neighbourhood watch
☀️ Absolutely NO sunbathing because apparently I’m the only one with a job.

Garden secure. Bugs under control. Mum still horizontal. 😂

🚨 Crime Scene Investigation Required… 🚨Right… own up.Who decided the kitchen needed a spot of indoor gardening?! 🌱😂One i...
03/08/2026

🚨 Crime Scene Investigation Required… 🚨

Right… own up.

Who decided the kitchen needed a spot of indoor gardening?! 🌱😂

One innocent little plant has somehow become a full-scale excavation project, with compost absolutely everywhere. The evidence is overwhelming… soil on the worktop, roots on display, and not a single suspect willing to confess.

We’ve questioned everyone. They’ve all claimed they were either asleep, supervising, or “just passing through.” 🤨🐾

Looks like we’ll never know who the mystery landscaper was… unless someone accidentally leaves muddy paw prints to the food bowl. 😹🌿

Who do you think did it? Guilty or framed?

🐾 “When breakfast is 37 seconds late… it’s clearly time to file a formal complaint with the Butler.”
03/08/2026

🐾 “When breakfast is 37 seconds late… it’s clearly time to file a formal complaint with the Butler.”

☁️ Slow Sunday mornings are best spent doing absolutely nothing… except perfecting the art of looking irresistibly fluff...
02/08/2026

☁️ Slow Sunday mornings are best spent doing absolutely nothing… except perfecting the art of looking irresistibly fluffy. 😻

This Norwegian Forest Cat has officially declared today a day for naps, stretches, and supervising the humans from the comfiest chair in the house. If anyone needs me, I’ll be busy conserving energy for absolutely no reason at all. 💤🐾

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